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Friday, March 7, 2014

Retweet of the Day - March 7, 2014

The Los Angeles Lakers are terrible. The NBA's flagship franchise, hampered by injuries to Kobe Bryant, aging, and bad contracts, are the worst team in the Western Conference. Over the decades, the Los Angeles Clippers had played the "little brother" role in L.A., a sidekick that should feel privileged to simply be there.

That is no longer the case. The Clippers run Los Angeles in 2014. This was made painfully obvious in the savage beat down that the Clippers laid upon the Lakers last night. The Clippers had over 70 points at halftime. The Lakers did not cross the 50 point threshold until midway through the third quarter.

Today's retweet, from The Sports Quotient (‏@SportsQuotient), quoting the recently retired, 41-year-old, Grant Hill, pours salt into Lakers Fan's wound. 

""We'd give the Clippers a better game than the Lakers." - Grant Hill speaking on behalf of the @NBAonTNT crew. pic.twitter.com/fsvvTF3wME"

When it rains, it pours.
   
Image from www.twitter.com

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Retweet of the Day - December 3, 2013

Most of you regular readers know that I'm a Who Dat - dyed-in-the-wool New Orleans Saints fan.With that disclosure, you can imagine that today was not a good day for me or anyone like me. After the 34-7 beatdown that the Saints suffered at the hands of the NFC leading Seattle Seahawks on Monday Night Football last night, the Who Dat Nation is suffering from its worst Tuesday morning hangover in years.

Today's retweet is from Saints punter Thomas Morstead (@thomasmorstead). Keep your heads up and save your energy for the visiting Carolina Panthers this Sunday night.

"Just got this from a friend, made me smile..... #WhoDat #Saints pic.twitter.com/0iqaC1I8PK"

It could be worse, Who Dats. We could be Alabama fans!


Image from Thomas Morstead's Twitter page.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

It Only Counts Once

The Boston Red Sox scored what was boxing’s equivalent of an early round knockout in Game 1 of the 2013 World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals. Red Sox fans at Fenway were delighted to slovenly defense and a properly, but rare, overturned call that facilitated an early 3-0 Boston lead. The Sox never looked back, winning 8-1. The Cards’ only score came off of a cheap solo home run by Matt Holiday off Ryan Dempster in the 9th inning, with the game in hand.  

LIGHTNING DOESN’T STRIKE THE SAME PLACE TWICE

Cardinals starting pitcher Adam Wainwright was horrendous. The expression “He didn’t have his best stuff,” was tossed around postgame shows like the phrase “Sorry for your loss,” at a funeral. That was being kind. Wainwright didn’t have any stuff and didn’t even look like an MLB starting pitcher, let alone an ace.

Whether it was the weather, the Fenway Park atmosphere, travel fatigue, rust, or some combination thereof, Wainwright looked nothing like he has all season long. It could not have come at a worse time. However, I would not count on seeing him toss another clunker like that in Game 5 (if necessary).

The Cardinals were a comedy of errors on defense. Wainwright and catcher Yadier Molina put the excitement back into the routine infield popup. A sure double play ball turned fielder’s choice turned error by Cards shortstop Pete Kozma (on an overruled call by the umpires) kicked off the mudslide. The Cardinals had the fewest errors in the National League in the regular season. They committed three errors last night, two by Kozma.

"I got it. I got it! I GOT IT!!" ... Yep...the Cards "got it". 1

ALL ZEROES 

Tonight, the Red Sox and Cardinals do it all over again. Rookie Michael Wacha, who is having a postseason for the ages gets the ball against the veteran John Lackey. Last night is in the rear view and the rookie, Wacha, has demonstrated a short-term memory and a naiveté to the magnitude of the moment during the postseason.

As bad as the Red Sox’s flogging of the Cardinals was, it is all meaningless now. The series doesn’t “really” start until someone loses at home and the Redbirds have won their share of games on the road in the playoffs. Despite an ugly opening salvo to the Fall Classic and in spite of the fact that the Red Sox have not lost a World Series game since 1986, let’s not start planning for a parade in Boston yet.

Red Sox fans old enough to remember can personally testify that it is better to get the blunders out of the way in Game 1 than, say...up three games to two in Game 6 with a lead and two outs in the 9th inning. 2

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Friday, September 6, 2013

Retweet of the Day - September 6, 2013

The 2013 NFL season is officially underway. It commenced with last night's 2013 Kickoff game at Mile High between the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens and the host Denver Broncos, defending AFC West Division champions. The NFL didn't fail to deliver.

Peyton Manning threw for an NFL record seven touchdowns, tied with five other quarterbacks (last by Minnesota Vikings QB Joe Kapp during their NFL Championship winning season of 1969). The Broncos led by 25 points at one point early in the fourth quarter. They appeared to be completely running away with the game.

Two of those seven touchdowns were thrown to free acquisition Wes Welker, formerly with the New England Patriots. Welker caught a total of nine passes and was targeted a total of 11 times. The former Patriot made the strongest case that they should have paid him the reported $9 million/year he was demanding rather than the $6 million/year he settled for to get out of New England.

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could not have been happy about losing his favorite target, especially after taking a pay cut to free up salary cap space. Today's retweet is from a tweeter who is becoming a Hat Trick regular, #DTB12 (@DouchyTomBrady):

"Alright now Peyton Manning is just rubbing it in with his new #Throwmance"

Get used to it, Tom Brady. You can thank "The Patriot Way" for this jilted receiver!




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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Retweet of the Day - September 5, 2013

The Boston Red Sox had a spectacular evening last night. They utterly destroyed the Detroit Tigers in the rubber match of a series that could influence home field advantage throughout the American League playoffs by the score of 20-8. The Red Sox hit eight home runs at home in Fenway Park last night. Designated hitter David "Big Papi" Ortiz reached his 2,000th career hit. Hits 1,999 and 2,001 were big flies.

Today's retweet Chris Conrey (@conrey) had an interesting point of view on the slaughter after Sox smashed out dinger number seven:

"The #redsox must have had Oprah in the clubhouse saying “you get a home run and YOU get a home run and YOU get a home run…” 7 so far love it"

Big Papi slept very well last night.

Image from http://brooklyn.news12.com

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

It Only Counts Once



The San Antonio Spurs left little pieces of the defending NBA Champion Miami Heat all over the AT&T Center in San Antonio last night. The Western Conference champs obliterated Miami, 113-77. The 36 point beatdown was the third largest margin of victory in the history of the NBA Finals. 

Coming into last night, the Heat had to win at least one of the three games in San Antonio. Now they need to win one of two. One win is all the Heat need to send this series back to South Beach and win the game on their home floor. It is extremely difficult to win at San Antonio. Likewise, the Heat have not lost consecutive games in five months. Something's gotta give.

This is just the tip of the iceberg of the Heat ridicule on the Internet. 1


BACK TO THE FUTURE

Monday, May 27, 1985 - Game 1 of the 1985 NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics will forever be known to basketball historians as “The Memorial Day Massacre”. The Celtics hosted the Lakers and treated their guests to a 34 point shellacking, 148-114. Hall of Fame Lakers center (and eventual 1985 NBA Finals MVP) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was completely bottled up, held to 12 points and a measly 3 rebounds. Abdul-Jabbar played so poorly that he later apologized for his performance. 

The good news for the Lakers was that the game was in Boston, meaning the Celtics home court advantage did not become any greater. The other good news was that the game only counts one time. Whether it was the thrashing it was or a one point buzzer beater, Boston led the series 1-0. The scoreboard would have all zeroes at the start of Game 2.

The Lakers would go on to win the series in six games, meaning they won four of the following five games. They closed the series out in Boston. For all of the well-deserved ridicule the Lakers received following the Memorial Day Massacre, they went on to dominate their archrivals for the balance of the series. The iconic image of Magic Johnson popping champagne at the Boston Garden is a permanent reminder that the Lakers would have the last laugh.

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SLEEPING GIANTS

Love the Heat or hate them, America is waiting for the “real” Miami Heat to show up. They vanished in the fourth quarter of Game 1 of the Finals, and then disintegrated the Spurs in Game 2 only to allow San Antonio to return the favor last night. In the Eastern Conference Finals, the Heat followed up all three losses to the Indiana Pacers with double-digit victories. They dropped Game 1 at home in the second round series with the injury-decimated Chicago Bulls and followed that hiccup with a running of the Bulls out of the playoffs 37 point dismantling of Chicago in Game 2. The Heat beat the Bulls in five games. 

The Spurs are one of a tiny handful of teams, entering the playoffs, which appeared to have a real chance at competing with the Heat (the others being the Pacers and Oklahoma City Thunder prior to the Russell Westbrook injury). Should the Spurs salvage a split or better in their next four games, they will have unseated a defending champion that, at one point in the regular season, won 27 consecutive regular season games and was thought by many to be participating in the playoffs as a formality before being handed the Larry O’Brien trophy. Until this team buckles and collapses when the pressure is on, I will believe it when I see it.
Remember that this was just three days ago. 3
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