Just Burns Her Up

New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, model Anna Burns Welker, caused a small stir following the Patriots' loss to the Baltimore Ravens in Sunday's AFC Championship Game. Burns Welker went for a bit of a sour grapes low blow by making incendiary comments about retiring Ravens middle linebacker Ray Lewis. Burns Welker effectively said that Ray Lewis tried to buy justice after two associates of Lewis were charged but later acquitted in a double murder case in Atlanta in 2000.

Miss Burns apologized but, of course, the damage is done. I could get on my soap box and talk about how people show you how much class they have (or lack) when they open their mouths, in this case venting about her husband losing a football game by invoking an irrelevant but delicate issue in an opponent's life. Instead, I'll present Anna burns in the best light: one in which we can use our eyes to take in the sight of her skin without hearing the sound of her voice or reading the thoughts in her mind.

We know who wears the crown in the Welker household. 1

♫ Wes Welker: "The La-dy in Red...is embarrassing me."♪ 2

I'm sure Wes met her one day when he had a craving for wings. 3

I would say that I don't know how he puts up with his wife putting him in a bad way with his peers. But I think we can all clearly see how he puts up with it. 4

And Wes sees more than we do! 5

Parties at the Welker house have got to be a "can't miss" event for all of Wes' single buddies. 6

1, 2, 3, 6) Images from www.usatoday.com
4, 5) Images from www.listal.com

Move Over, Sanchez!

You've got a rival in the ladies department. I expect a young, good looking quarterback of the New York Jets to be seen with primo eye candy, the likes of Eva Longoria and Hayden Panettiere. I cannot imagine that saying, "I'm Mark Sanchez," is much less of an effective pickup line than the, "I'm a Kennedy," line from the old Saturday Night Live skits.

When you are an undrafted free agent tight end, like Garrett Celek of the San Francisco 49ers, and you play behind a Pro Bowl starter in Vernon Davis, A-list hotties can be a little tougher to come by. The 49ers travel to the Big Apple to face Sanchez and the Jets on Sunday. Sanchez will have to face his off field rival on the field. Celek's girlfriend, 2012 Hooters Dream Girl Sarah Hinton, today's Chick Pic subject.

Life is not a day at the beach for Celek, yet. 1

Sarah Hinton kicks up her feet to relax so Garrett won't have to. Playing behind Vernon Davis, he can't. 2

Oh yeah...we're looking at you (and those beautiful eyes), too, Ms. Hinton! 7

Hooters still leaves something to the imagination. 3

Given Celek's height, this is probably his point of view. Lucky son of a gun. 4

Sticking with the recurring theme on the Hat Trick, she looks great in clothes! 5

One of my favorite teams: Team Hooters!!! 6

1) Image from www.zimbio.com
3) Image from the 2012 Hooters calendar via http://tappingthestick.wordpress.com
2, 4, 7) Images from www.sport-tv.si
5, 6) Image from www.cinemagallery.net