Mark Sanchez IS Scoring This Preseason

After another punchless effort by the Jets offense in their Sunday Night Football preseason loss to the Carolina Panthers before a nationally televised audience, the Twittersphere and news media were full of remarks about the Jets' failure to score a touchdown in their first three preseason games. Naturally, sophomoric one liners about Tim Tebow's alleged virginity and the Jets not scoring filled the Internet.

You know who has not been mentioned in the non scoring fodder? Mark Sanchez! Sanchez is now dating actress and model Eva Longoria. Reportedly, the two have been seen canoodling and Longoria allegedly said the two were "testing the waters" according to Internet gossip sites. Sanchez is scoring plenty after the final gun!

Hail this man! This woman too.... 1

See. Sanchez is racking up points on grass! 2

She would not have to twist my arm to share the yard work with her. 3

The Red Room 4

Again, she doesn't need a skimpy outfit to look blazing hot. 5

Lucky m0+#3rfv(&3...! 6

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