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Friday, January 18, 2013

Retweet of the Day - January 18, 2013

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong, stripped of seven Tour de France titles and an Olympic gold medal for suspected performance enhancing drug use, issued a limited confession during a recent interview with Oprah Winfrey. Among the waffling and fence riding included Lance Armstrong sharing what he discovered when he looked up the definition of "cheating". Armstrong basically said that because everyone dopes in cycling at some point to simply keep up with the pack (which I actually believe) that he does not believe he cheated (which I do not buy).

That leads us to today's retweet. When former President Bill Clinton was being investigated for alleged sexual harassment in the Paul Jones case, he asked the judge, during a deposition, what the definition of "is" is. Clinton, like Armstrong, gave very measured responses that tiptoed on the gray area of lying, so much that the public did not buy it and his political opponents disgraced Clinton further by impeaching him, only the second President in American history to be impeached.

Today's retweet, by Michael Wayne (@Michael__Wayne) brings us back to the fun days when the most serious issue in the White House was the President's waste of a fine cigar instead of a slow-as-molasses growing economy, too-high unemployment, policy responses to mass child murder, and winding down a 12 year old war.

"Good thing Lance Armstrong admitted cheating on Oprah. Now we need Bill Clinton to finally admit to having sexual relations with that woman"

"I...did not...have sexual relations with that woman...(sniffs index finger)...Miss Lewinsky!"

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Retweet of the Day - January 15, 2013

With the revelation that Lance Armstrong confessed to using performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, the Twittersphere was buzz with discussion of the entire Lance Armstrong doping scandal. Most of what I saw was vitriol from disappointed fans and sanctimonious moralists. But one tweeter,  The Dowager's Hat (‏@theDowagers_Hat),  however, made a play on words based on Armstrong's battle with testicular cancer, which helped launch Armstrong's hero image.

"Take it easy on ol' Lance. What he's doing takes a lotta ball. #Liestrong"

I think Armstrong's ex-girlfriend, Sheryl Crow, could offer a more, um, informed opinion on Lance's testicular fortitude.

Image from www.picturesx.net.

Rules Are Rules

Baseball, cycling, the NFL…all three sports have been affected by the use of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs (PEDs). Of the three, the NFL appears to be relatively unstained by the taint of PEDs. Baseball and cycling have the façade of more sophisticated gentlemen participating in their sports, sports in which the stench of doping cannot be tolerated among those in their elite communities of sportsmen.


THE STUFF FROM THE SOUTH END OF A NORTH BOUND BULL

Professional sports are filled with ruthless competitors whose job it is to win. The athletes did not magically transform the first day they cashed a check to participate in their sports. They have been wired since childhood to be intense competitors. This competitive drive is what enabled these athletes to rise to the elite level that enabled them to compete professionally in the first place.

Baseball and cycling have suffered from black eyes as their biggest stars (in the case of cycling, its only star, Lance Armstrong) have been either caught using PEDs or had more evidence suggesting PED use pile up against them than they can explain. The pattern is fairly consistent. Adamant denial of willful PED use (or any PED use) by the athlete in question is followed by more evidence that there was intentional, continued PED use. This is often followed by a media circus involving finger pointing by the accused, rumors and innuendo.

If there is a positive PED test involved, the athlete apologizes, sometimes trying to whitewash the incident by saying he did it to help his team or for the fans. If there is no smoking gun, the accused will continue the denial, in spite of indictments and/or convictions for perjury, until it is more beneficial to that athlete’s interests to have a mea culpa and fess up.

MLB and the ICU 1
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE

I got tired just thinking about all of the twists and turns that these guys put themselves and the public through in an effort to control the damage done by their PED use. None of the continued negative publicity can help the perceived integrity of any sport. This brings me back to the NFL.

We all know that the NFL has PED use. Suspensions are doled out, seemingly, every week. Yet we seldom see articles or hear discussions in the media about the NFL’s PED problem. I cannot think of a single NFL player whose public image has been irreparably damaged by PED accusations although I lost track of the different players busted and suspended for PED use. Why?

First and foremost, the NFL “don’t play that”. NFL locker rooms became infested by steroids in the 1970s, according to former player statements. The NFL took proactive measure after proactive measure, beginning in the 1980s, to screen and penalize players abusing any questionable substance. Today, that list of substances includes an endless list of products available over the counter at the GNC in a shopping center. I personally think that the policy is a bit overreaching and unreasonable, but what I cannot accuse the NFL of doing is being soft on PED use. The league has a policy with specific, progressive penalties.

Most importantly, when a player’s punishment is over, it’s over. To borrow a line from rapper Willie D. of the Geto Boys, “You do your time then you come on back.” The NFL does not encourage a post-positive test witch hunt to decide what would have or could have happened had PEDs not been used. The NFL has a culture of players doing everything in their power to help their teams win.

It is a violent game. Careers are short. Players leave everything they have on the field or they will probably not have a job the following week. I think this environment is prohibitive to vilification among peers when a player returns after being caught and punished for using PEDs.

Baseball and cycling had a harder time covering up their inconsistencies than these women did playing Twister. 2

PEOPLE RESPOND TO INCENTIVES

The NFL has a menu of banned substances and specific penalties for breaking the rules. That is its policy. Its culture demands personal responsibility by the players for compliance with the policy, but also considers the penalty, never less than a four game suspension in a 16 game season, to be full payment for the debt incurred to the NFL and its stakeholders. Think of it as a cash and carry ordeal, relatively unremarkable.

Major League Baseball benefitted tremendously from increased interest during the 1990s as home runs were being hit at some of the highest rates in the history of the game. As the expression goes, “chicks dig the long ball”. So did MLB. Until the suspicion and speculation of PED use pushed MLB to react, there was no policy forbidding the use of steroids in baseball. MLB began a program of screening players for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH) and a handful of other substances in 2003. MLB’s policy was reactive and reluctant as were their players to comply with policy and admit guilt in tarnishing the game. Why should they? The game encouraged their behavior.

International cycling regulations, as I understand, can call for drug testing of cyclists multiple times in a single week. I do not follow cycling, but from the discussions I have heard in major sports media, everyone dopes. I don’t mean “everyone” as in “many” or “most”. From what I have heard and read from credible sources, I believe that every last participant in high level international cycling has used PEDs during their professional careers. Armstrong, however, was tested hundreds of times in his career and never had a positive drug test. Yet, he recently confessed in an interview with Oprah Winfrey that he used PEDs. The International Cycling Union (ICU) had a policy that was reactive to the widespread culture of accepted doping, across the board, by its participants. Clearly, its screening methods were ineffective as Armstrong was never screened out through repeated efforts by the ICU process. That environment sounds like one in which non-dopers need not participate if they expect to compete.

Barry Bonds hits a single season record 73rd home run in 2001, at age 36. Bonds, one of the greatest hitters in the history of the game (PEDs or otherwise), had never hit 50 before (or after) the 2001 season. Major League Baseball wanted it; they got it. Own it. 3
INTEGRITY

In the final equation, the NFL has a black-and-white policy with specific, stated consequences and very little encouragement of speculation of additional questionable activities or results outside of the process. It dealt with a problem and moved on with the business of football. The terms and conditions are clear. The NFL is the king of the sports hill and PED use is not a major topic among football fans.

Baseball also had clear terms and conditions. Players could use steroids without MLB imposed consequences prior to 2003. There would be penalties after 2003. However, players, MLB administrators, and writers want to live in an alternative reality in which that was not the case. It was. The public knows it. Continued denial, such as the Baseball Writers Association of America pretending that Hall of Fame players during the era did not advance the sport and did not represent the elite players of the era (whose competitive landscape was dictated by Major League Baseball’s deliberate inaction on PEDs), is met with reactions from mockery to indifference by John Q. Fan.

Cycling, apparently, is openly corrupt. Yet the ICU presents a front that no corruption is tolerated. In fact, contempt for Lance Armstrong among his peers appears to be fueled by his attempts to cover up his doping to preserve his manufactured image, not the doping itself. Armstrong rubbed people the wrong way for violating the honor amongst thieves, not partaking in it.

When all is said and done, you are what you are. The NFL was never under any delusions about the proliferation of PEDs into its game. They got ahead of the curve, demonstrated an authentic commitment to mitigate the impact of PEDs and remained consistent in the application of its rules. Baseball and cycling reaped the benefits of PEDs just as its participants did. They caved to widespread speculation about the use of PEDs and then attempted to salvage an integrity that it never had by crafting reactionary policies and throwing the same people under the bus that helped promote the sport. As long as those sports serve baloney, the media and the public will continue to call it baloney and return the meal to the kitchen until they see a steak, and no bull.
Sports junkies may be sick and tired of hearing about "The Shield" but there is a reason NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is so passionate, possibly to the point of excess, in defending it. See Major League Baseball as a counter-reference. 4 


1) Image from www.123rf.com
2) Image from www.dipity.com
3) Image from www.bleacherreport.com
4) The NFL Shield is a registered trademark of the National Football League

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Lance Armstrong's Past

Cyclist Lance Armstrong has watched his public image completely collapse in the past month. With the revelation of detailed evidence of Armstrong's alleged blood doping by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency and the subsequent stripping of Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles from 1999 through 2005 and lifetime cycling ban imposed by the International Cycling Union, Armstrong has been publicly disgraced. He has gone from cancer surviving messiah to pariah. Sponsors fled. His heroic survival of advanced testicular cancer is permanently associated with cheating, though one had nothing to do with the other.

Today's Chick Pic is of representative of something else from Armstrong's better days, his relationship to his former fiancée, singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow. This is only the second time the Chick Pic has featured a woman over the age of 50, but hot is hot!

I doubt Armstrong enjoyed this view of Crow walking away the same way some of you do. 1

Did I mention that she is FIFTY (50)!?!? She's getting better as time goes on. Lance? 2

I can't help but wonder what John Mayer (left) was thinking here. 3

"No, Lance. I am not listening. Tell it to the judge!" 4

Nothing new here on the Hat Trick Chick Pic. Sheryl Crow looks great in a dress! 5

...and in red...with a red guitar. 6

1) Image from www.Gotceleb.com 

2) Image from www.Bumpshack.com

3) Image from www.Picturesx.net


5) Image from www.zimbio.com

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

10 Famous Athletes Who Managed to Beat Cancer

With all of the negativity in the sports world - Penn State, NBA lockout, Penn State, Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight delays, and, of course, Penn State - I thought it was time for something more uplifting at the Hat Trick. Christine Seivers of Medical Billing and Coding was kind enough to share an article with us that fulfills that need. I think the title of the article says it all. The original post is available at medicalbillingandcoding.org. Thanks again, Christine!

10 Famous Athletes Who Managed to Beat Cancer

Posted on November 6, 2011

The recent revelation that Eagles running back Jerome Harrison has a brain tumor — hopefully it’s not cancerous — underscores the reality that athletes are just like you and I. They suffer through the same traumas and dramas, and are vulnerable to the general unpredictability of life. Despite their physical and mental toughness, each of which they’ve forged through years of athletic competition, nothing can prepare them for undertaking the fights of their lives. The following athletes accepted the challenge presented by cancer, triumphantly defeating it as we cheered them on. Not all athletes are role models, but these guys — just a handful of the many cancer survivors in sports — exhibited traits everyone should emulate.

1) Mario Lemieux, Hodgkin’s lymphoma

Unquestionably one of the best hockey players to ever lace up the skates, Lemieux’s health was his most fierce rival. During his career, he battled chronic back pain, chronic tendinitis, a spinal disc herniation, and most daunting, Hodgkin’s lymphoma. Diagnosed during the 1992-93 season, in which he was on pace to eclipse the single-season goal and points records, he was sidelined for two months as he underwent aggressive radiation treatments. Incredibly, he played on the last day of the treatments, scoring a goal and tallying an assist against the Flyers.


2) Saku Koivu, non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma

Most 26-year-old athletes are entering the primes of their careers — Koivu, instead, simply wanted to stay alive. As with Lemieux and many other players in the intensely physical sport of hockey, he constantly battled injuries, which, in a way, may have prepared him for his bout with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. While on a flight to the U.S. from Finland, he experienced tremendous stomach pain and vomiting — clear signs that something wasn’t right. As a result, he received aggressive treatment with radiation and drugs, causing him to lose significant amounts of weight and energy. With the motivation provided by the support of fellow athletes who endured the disease, he managed to return before the end of the 2001-02 season. He helped the Canadiens reach the playoffs, and played the best hockey of his career — to that point — the following season.

3) John Cullen, non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma

The length at which a cancer patient is required to fight the disease varies. Cullen’s harrowing 18-month battle included numerous peaks and valleys, none of which disrupted his focus. Initially, a baseball-sized tumor was found in his chest, but chemotherapy treatments eliminated it in just a few months. Because cancer cells were still present in his body, he sat out the 1997-98 season to continue his fight. During that time, he suffered cardiac arrest — needing a defibrillator to revive him — and he later received a bone marrow transplant, which severely weakened him. His hockey career wasn’t over, however. When he was declared cancer free, he trained for a comeback, eventually signing with the Lightning.

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4) Jessica Breland, Hodgkin’s lymphoma

It’s difficult not to concede that women are the stronger humans. Breland is proof, as she too successfully defeated Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma while she was just 21-years-old. A student at the North Carolina at the time, she spent six months receiving chemotherapy treatments, missing the entire 2009-10 season. The Tar Heels leading scorer and rebounder in 2008-09 returned for her redshirt senior season, performing well enough garner a selection in the WNBA draft by the Minnesota Lynx, which traded her to the New York Liberty.

 

5) Edna Campbell, breast cancer

Breast cancer in the most common form of cancer diagnosed in women. Most of us personally know a woman who has dealt with the disease, whether it’s a family member, friend, coworker, or acquaintance. Campbell certainly touched the lives of her teammates and fans as she battled the disease during her fourth season in the league. Incredibly, she continued to play through her treatments, serving as inspiration to the many women in her situation. Through the years, the WNBA has had a close relationship with the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, utilizing its players to promote awareness of the disease. Campbell became the league’s national spokesperson for the effort, a job she embraced.

 

6) Brett Butler, throat cancer

A former chewer of tobacco, Butler was diagnosed with squamous cell carcinoma of the tonsils during the latter of stages of his accomplished Major League career. After having a tonsil removed due to what the doctors thought was an infection, it was found to be cancerous, and he was forced to sit out while undergoing intensive treatment. Sidelined in May, he returned in September, finishing the season in which he encountered the biggest obstacle of his life. The 39-year-old went on to play one more season in the Majors.

7) Andres Galarraga, non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma

Coming off of three consecutive seasons in which he hit 40 or more homeruns, Galaragga was enjoying the greatest success of his baseball career. However, just prior to the 1999 season, he experienced nagging back pain that wouldn’t go away. It turned out to be non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, and he missed the entire season as he underwent chemotherapy treatment. On Opening Day in 2000, he returned to hit a game-winning homerun, setting the tone for an unexpectedly successful season in which he made his fifth career All-Star appearance and won the National League Comeback Player of the Year Award.

 

8) Jon Lester, non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma

In 2006, the Red Sox prospect earned a promotion to the big leagues, but his rookie season was disrupted as he was faced with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. During a late-season game, he was scratched from a start due to a sore back, which he thought was caused by a car accident that occurred a month earlier. Enlarged lymph nodes and subsequent tests indicated it was more serious, and he received chemotherapy treatments during the offseason. Fortunately for Lester, it was gone before the 2007 season, enabling him to work his way back up to the bigs. The payoff was huge, as he won the clinching game of the World Series.

9) Mark Herzlich, bone cancer

Herzlich’s senior season at Boston College was supposed to be an audition for the NFL — a chance to catapult himself into the first round. In the previous season, the linebacker made major strides, receiving First-team All-American honors. Seemingly indestructible, he shocked Eagles fans when he revealed prior to the season that he had Ewing’s sarcoma. Just a few weeks into the season, and four months after the diagnosis, he declared that he was cancer free. He then focused on preparing for the 2010 season — he eventually started all 13 games and recorded 65 tackles. He was signed by the Giants before the 2011 NFL season, and he remains on the team’s 53-man roster.

 

10) Lance Armstrong, testicular cancer

At the age of 25, well-before he fulfilled is cycling potential, Armstrong was diagnosed with stage three Embryonal carcinoma. Because the cancer had spread to his brain, lungs, and abdomen, he was forced to immediately undergo surgery and chemotherapy. Even after the exhaustive response, he was given just a 40% chance of survival. He chose to undergo an alternative form of treatment that would preserve his lungs and thus his cycling career. Defying the odds, his cancer went into remission, and returned to training. Now, as a healthy 40-year-old, he boasts seven Tour de France victories, the most ever.




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