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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Man in the Mirror

The Boston Red Sox are officially in the Dysfunctional Franchise Club. They have joined the ranks of the New York Knicks, the Orlando Magic, the Washington Redskins, the Miami Dolphins, the Miami Marlins and the New York Mets. The difference between the Sox and the aforementioned teams is that those teams (even Ozzie Guillen’s Marlins) have taken steps to move in the right direction.

The Red Sox have been sinking into the abyss since last September. For those of you in a coma since last year, the Red Sox completed one of the most historic collapses in Major League Baseball history, completing the epitome of epic choke jobs with a loss to the last place Baltimore Orioles on the same night that the Tampa Bay Rays completed the epitome of epic comebacks against the first place New York Yankees, eliminating the Red Sox from the playoffs and leading to the firing of longtime manager Terry Francona.

Reports later surfaced that Red Sox starting pitchers (not up in the rotation) were drinking beer, playing video games, and eating fried chicken in the clubhouse during games. In the midst of a collapse during a pennant race, their antics made Ken Griffey, Jr. sleeping in the Mariners’ clubhouse and missing a pinch hitting opportunity seem like a minor blooper. Focus was not sharp in Beantown; management needed to shake things up.


Chicken and beer is fine for rapper Ludacris, not MLB pitchers fighting for a playoff spot. 2
MUTINY
ESPN reported yesterday that a number of Red Sox players met with Red Sox management to air grievances about the current manager, Bobby Valentine. Valentine’s reputation as a hard liner and a man who does things his way is well documented. Tension appeared to peak earlier this season following critical remarks Valentine made about longtime Red Sox third baseman Kevin Youkilis. Second baseman and 2008 American League Most Valuable Player Dustin Pedroia responded in the media by saying that Valentine’s methods were not the way they do things in Boston.
Call me crazy, but the manager’s way IS the way things are done in any clubhouse as long as he is the manager. The whole Youkilis/Pedroia incident was the first red flag in a season that would be full of them. Youkilis would soon after be traded to the Chicago White Sox. Now the inmates are trying to run the asylum again. I think the “Youkilis treatment” may be in order.
Pedroia (left) and Valentine (right) are miles apart no matter how close they are in the dugout. 1 

WHEN YOU POINT ONE FINGER, THERE ARE THREE POINTING BACK AT YOU

The Red Sox have had sky high expectations, and the salaries to go with them, since the start of the 2011 season. At the moment, the Sox were under .500 and are probably not going to reach the playoffs this season. Bobby Valentine is the manager and shoulders much of the blame for the Red Sox’s underachievement in 2012. However, the puzzling series of events dragging the profile of the organization down preceded Valentine’s arrival.

Consider the following:

Boston Red Sox – 2011
  • Record at the beginning of September: 83-52, first place.
  • Lead in division: 1.5 games over the Yankees, 9 games over the Rays.
  • Result: 90-72 (7-20 record in September), third place, eliminated from the playoffs, one game back of the Rays.
  • Manager: Terry Francona (someone who is not Bobby Valentine)
  • Key players: Dustin Pedroia, Adrian Gonzalez, Carl Crawford, David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis, Josh Beckett, Jon Lester
Boston Red Sox – 2012
  • Record: 57-60, fourth place
  • Games back: 12.5 games back of the Yankees in the division; 6.5 games back of the final Wild Card spot.
  • Manager: Bobby Valentine
  • Key players at the start of the season: Dustin Pedroia, Adrian Gonzalez, Carl Crawford, David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis, Josh Beckett, Jon Lester
Hmm…both profiles are unflattering, but the one constant is the key players. Let’s dig a little deeper.
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
  • Batting average, 2012: .280
  • Batting average, career: .302
  • On base percentage, 2012: .338
  • On base percentage, career: .369
  • At bats per home run, 2012: 44 (9 HRs in 2012)
  • At bats per home run, career: 38 (84 career HRs)
  • 2012 salary: $8 million
Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
  • Batting average, 2012: .307
  • Batting average, career: .295
  • On base percentage, 2012: .352
  • On base percentage, career: .373
  • At bats per home run, 2012: 35 (13 HRs in 2012)
  • At bats per home run, career: 20 (208 career HRs)
  • 2012 salary: $21 million
Josh Beckett, SP
  • Winning pct., 2012: .333
  • Winning pct., career: .588
  • ERA, 2012: 5.19
  • ERA, career: 3.93
  • Ks/9 IP, 2012: 6.5
  • Ks/9 IP, career: 8.3
  • 2012 salary: $16 million
Jon Lester, SP
  • Winning pct., 2012: .375
  • Winning pct., career: .651
  • ERA, 2012: 5.20
  • ERA, career: 3.76
  • Ks/9 IP, 2012: 7.9
  • Ks/9 IP, career: 8.3
  • 2012 salary: $8 million

Less complaining and more batting practice may cut down on the strikeouts. 3
Wow! Four key players declining in key statistics compared to the course of their careers, almost across the board? Of the aforementioned key players not statistically detailed, on Big Papi Ortiz has improved relative to his career numbers. I don’t think that is Bobby Valentine’s fault.
Reportedly, Pedroia and Gonzalez were the ringleaders in the players’ meeting with management. I can’t help but think, considering the behavior of the players and the undesirable results since last season, that these guys are making a bunch of excuses for losing. Should Valentine shoulder a chunk of the blame? Absolutely. But managers manage and players play. Key players, team leaders, should play up to their abilities before complaining about the manager.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

8 Coaches Who Were Unfairly Fired

"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired and I've been both."
Bum Phillips
NFL Head Coach, Houston Oilers, New Orleans Saints
(1975-1985)

Coaches come and go in every sport. It's inevitable. Yesterday, Virginia Tech University Head Men's Basketball Coach Seth Greenberg was fired after nine years on the job. He was informed of his firing at 1:30 in the afternoon. The press conference announcing his termination was called before noon. There is a right way and a wrong way to fire a coach and I think this was the wrong way.

Former University of Arkansas Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino was fired in light of a sex scandal. Petrino was in a motorcycle accident while his mistress, a 25 year old university employee named Jessica Dorrell, whom Petrino helped hire, was a passenger. Petrino attempted to cover up his relationship with Ms. Dorrell prior to her hiring. He also attempted to cover up her involvement in the accident. Petrino was fired within days. This was a fair firing.

Today, Katina Solomon of Zen College Life shares an article with us about eight unfair firings in sports. Thanks again, Katina. The original article can be found at http://www.zencollegelife.com/. Enjoy!


8 Coaches Who Were Unfairly Fired 

When it comes to coaching, a termination is much more than the loss of a job. It has the potential to tarnish one's reputation and damage a coaching career for life. For the most part, coaches are measured on their wins and losses. They depend on the talent, health, and cooperation of their players to make wins happen, but when the team falls short, somebody is to blame. And as the figurehead of team, it's typically the coaches who get the boot first. Sometimes the win-loss ratio isn't the problem at all, but actually an issue of insubordination or bad judgment on the coach's part. But are these good enough reasons to fire a coach and damage the team morale? If everyone deserves a second chance, then maybe we should reconsider the fairness in these eight coaches' dismissals.
  1. Sam Mitchell

    Former Toronto Raptors coach Sam Mitchell may have been honored as the NBA's coach of the year for 2006-2007, but his unfair termination proves that even the league's most prestigious awards don't hold much weight if your team isn't winning. Toronto decided to let go of Mitchell after only 17 games into the 2008-2009 season and a disappointing 8-9 start, which was mostly due to injuries. Although Mitchell's last season was an ugly one, he did help rebuild the Raptors and propel them into the playoffs during his last two seasons.
  2. Todd Haley

    In 2009, the Kansas City Chiefs took a chance on a young, lightly experienced Todd Haley and gave him the job as head coach. In Haley's second season, he helped bring the Chiefs its first AFC West championship since 2003 and finish the season with an impressive 10-6 record. In 2010, the Chiefs made a six-win improvement, marking the franchise's biggest victory jump ever. But the 2011 season proved to be less than stellar, falling to a 5-8 record before he was pulled from his role as head coach.
  3. Terry Francona

    The firing of Boston Red Sox coach Terry Francona in 2011 was a controversial decision considering the incredible record the team had under his eight years of coaching. Last year was one of the most unforgiving seasons for Francona and the Red Sox, who went 7-20 during the month of September and had one of the worst collapses in MLB history. It was the last straw for Francona, and he was let go at the end of the season. It was an ugly showing on his part, but what about all of the amazing records and milestones Francona helped bring to Boston? Under Francona, the Red Sox won 744 games and took home two World Series titles in 2004 and 2007, which ended the legendary "Curse of the Bambino." What else could Boston ask for?
  4. Mike Leach

    Texas Tech's decision to fire football coach Mike Leach was a controversial one that left many wondering if it was justified or set up. Leach coached for nine years at Tech and helped propel the team to new heights. The Red Raiders quickly became known for their high-scoring offense and dramatic comeback victories. 2008 was a great year for the Red Raiders, who defeated the No. 1 Texas Longhorns and ended the regular season with an 11-1 record. Leach won several awards and honors for the successful season, including "Big 12 Coach of the Year" by the Associated Press and the 2008 George Munger Award. In the December 2009, Coach Leach was suspended by Texas Tech in relation to an investigation of alleged mistreatment of one of his players, Adam James. Although Leach denied the allegations, he was fired for insubordination because he refused to apologize to James.
  5. Bill Belichick

    Bill Belichick has certainly had a successful career coaching the New England Patriots over the last 11 years, but before he was winning Super Bowls with Tom Brady and Co., he was busy rebuilding the Cleveland Browns franchise from 1991-1995. As head coach of the Browns, Belichick helped lead the problematic team to a 36-44 record and get them to the playoffs in 1994. Despite the noticeable improvements, the Browns continued to disappoint both offensively and defensively, and Belichick was let go by owner Art Modell before he moved the team to Baltimore.
  6. Hue Jackson

    After wrapping up an 8-8 season, the Oakland Raiders fired coach Hue Jackson after just one year of coaching. Over the last seven years, the Raiders have become notorious for firing coaches every one to two years, which has left many players and fans frustrated beyond belief. Jackson was the fifth coach the team has had in seven years. Although the season ended with a handful of losses and a devastating 28-27 loss at home, Jackson wasn't given enough time to show what else he could do for the team.
  7. Roger Neilson

    Roger Neilson was a legendary hockey coach who, despite his important contributions to the game, was consistently mistreated by those above him. During his time with the Toronto Maple Leafs, Neilson helped lead the team to a .500 record and a conference final with a 41-29-10 record. The following year, Neilson was fired by the owner, Harold Ballard, because the team was having a bad slump. But when the owner couldn't find a replacement, he was forced to hire back the distraught Neilson and even asked if he would wear a paper bag over his head for more publicity, but like any self-respecting coach, Neilson refused to do it.
  8. Avery Johnson

    Avery Johnson has been praised for rebuilding the Dallas Mavericks and guiding the once lowly team to the highest winning percentage in franchise history. Under Avery, the Mavericks made their very first NBA Finals appearance in 2006. The following year, the team and its beloved coach set an NBA record for winning 67 regular-season games over the course of Johnson's first 82 games as coach. But the winning streak came to a halt in the 2007-2008 season, when the Mavs failed to make it past the first round of the playoffs and Johnson was sadly let go as head coach.

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Friday, April 20, 2012

Centennials of Fenway Park and the Titanic

Event: The sinking of the Titanic
Date: April 1912
Description: Most deadly nautical disaster in modern human history.
Commemorated Centennial by: Re-release of James Cameron’s epic, Oscar award winning 1997 film, “Titanic” in 3D; Multiple avenues of recognition throughout the country and via social media.

Sank April 15, 1912 2
Event: The opening of Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox
Date: April 1912
Description: Opening of, what today is, the oldest actively used sports venue in North America
Commemorated Centennial by: Ceremony at Fenway this afternoon; weekend series played against the Red Sox’s long time, historic arch rival, the New York Yankees. In addition, Red Sox, a franchise that has been plagued by epic collapses, is engaging in what could be the biggest early season disaster in franchise history.

Opened April 20, 1912 1

IT’S JUST A GAME, BUT

Let me open by saying that in no way am I comparing the somber nature of the Titanic sinking, a tragic and unnecessary disaster in which over 1,500 people died a horrible, painful death, to the comic-tragic quagmire that is becoming the 2012 Boston Red Sox’s season. However, time heals many wounds.

The last known survivor of the disaster, Millvina Dean, died three years ago. Many of the survivors’ children and some of their grandchildren have passed on. Nobody can claim first hand experience of the disaster and I doubt there are many, if any, people living who were directly impacted. The Titanic is truly “history” in every definition of the term. I think it is fair game for scaled comparisons to current, albeit less serious, events.


HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

The 2012 Boston Red Sox and the R.M.S. Titanic disaster in 1912 have more things in common than a centennial commemoration within a week of each other. The Titanic was an epic disaster with a spectacular collapse. The Red Sox 2012 season is shaping into an epic, disastrous collapse. Both failures were preventable and unnecessary. Both failures included a myriad of poor decisions. Had any one of those decisions been made differently, the undesirable final outcome could have been mitigated or avoided altogether.

Sports often imitate life. 3
Titanic Disaster

Decision: The ship was equipped with a limited number of life boats which, at full capacity, could only hold half of the capacity of the Titanic.
Reason for the decision: The deck would look too cluttered, detracting from the luxury and aesthetics of the ship.
Benefit of the decision: Passengers, especially those who held more expensive tickets, would have more room to walk and a better view from the deck.
Negative consequences of the decision: An actual emergency requiring complete evacuation of the ship occurred. The lack of sufficient lifeboats contributed significantly to the ensuing 1,500 deaths.

Red Sox Season

Decision: The team is equipped with a limited number of younger and/or newer players. Many of the players are veterans. Roughly half of the everyday starters and starting pitchers were on the 2007 World Series championship team. The vast majority of the remaining 2007 World Series champions were on the 2004 World Series championship team.
Reason for the decision: They won two World Series in the 2000s for a reason. The remaining members of those teams are very good players. The fans love them.
Benefit of the decision: The Red Sox have a very strong and deep core, relative to other teams, of veteran personnel. They have a shared vision, shared experience, and a shared purpose.
Negative consequences of the decision: Unfortunately, one of the people from the 2004 and 2007 championship teams, former manager Terry Francona, was fired after last year’s September meltdown. Sticking with the nautical theme, the ship hired a new skipper. However, the crew spent much of their careers following the orders of the former captain. Tito’s way became their way and old habits among baseball veterans die very hard.



Titanic Disaster

Decision: Captain E.J. Smith, a longtime seaman, had extensive experience sailing the North Atlantic. In spite of having multiple ice warnings in his hand, he continued sailing at full speed, assuming that the crew would be able to spot any icebergs in time to steer around them. He incorrectly assumed that the calm seas contributed to high visibility. Instead, the opposite happened, with the clam, unbeknownst to or not acted upon by Smith, being an indicator of risky, icy conditions.
Reason for the decision: Smith and the management of the White Star Line wanted to garner attention for the speed of the ship and hoped to arrive in New York earlier than scheduled.
Benefit of the decision: More speed
Negative consequences of the decision: The iceberg that the Titanic would collide with was not spotted quickly enough. The ship could not steer around the iceberg. The ship sank. Over 1,500 people died.

Red Sox Season

Decision: Bobby Valentine, a longtime manager, has extensive experience managing in the major leagues. In spite of having multiple incidents of flamboyance and managerial eccentricity in his past, the Red Sox continued with the process of hiring him to replace Tito Francona, who was very popular among his players. The Red Sox incorrectly assumed that Valentine’s lengthy resume and record of past success would translate into credibility with the current cast of players and fans.
Reason for the decision: Management thought that Tito could not remain at the helm after the nine game lead in the Wild Card race was lost in the final month of the 2011 season. The Red Sox wanted a strong, experienced manager.
Benefit of the decision: The Red Sox had a former pennant winning manager with a reputation for having a very high baseball IQ. Valentine’s experience made his hiring credible.
Negative consequences of the decision: Bobby Valentine went “Bobby Valentine”. He made public comments questioning the commitment of third baseman Kevin Youkilis. The team appeared to take umbrage with Valentine, as indicated by the public responses Youkilis and former MVP second baseman Dustin Pedroia, who suggested (in so many words) Valentine take his dog-and-pony show back to Japan, where Valentine managed for several years.



Titanic Disaster

Decision: The ship was marketed as “unsinkable”. It was designed to be unsinkable. Management was convinced it was unsinkable. The crew, apparently, bought into some of the notion that the ship was unsinkable.

Reason for the decision: The White Star Line attempted engineering innovation, to set themselves ahead of their competitors.
Benefit of the decision: Positive publicity, interest in the vessel and, ultimately, higher demand for tickets resulting in higher ticket prices. “Unsinkable” sounds like a great label. “Unsinkable” is a noble engineering goal for which the White Star Line tried to reach. “Unsinkable”, however, ignores the fact that the ship was made of iron. The ubiquitous “unsinkable” label appeared to permeate the thought process of those in charge. Apparently, they thought the ship really could not sink.
Negative consequences of the decision: It sank.

Red Sox Season

Decision: The Red Sox made no major acquisitions in free agency in 2012, though they lost longtime All-Star closer Jonathan Papelbon to free agency. In 2011, with the acquisitions of stars Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez, adding to an already talented team, many billed the Red Sox as the front runner in the American League. Many in the media wrote and spoke with an undertone suggesting that the Red Sox winning of the American League pennant was inevitable. When the Red Sox fell to pieces and missed the playoffs last year, the prevailing thought was that the problem must be with management; no team with the Red Sox personnel could possibly be deficient in player talent.
Reason for the decision: Free agents are expensive. The Red Sox already spent a king’s ransom in free agency when they acquired Crawford and Gonzalez. The Red Sox felt good with the people they had in place, the “real” best team in the American League in 2011.
Negative consequences of the decision: Doing the same thing the same way under the same conditions and expecting a different result is the essence of insanity. The Red Sox, with very similar personnel in 2011, started 0-6 and missed the playoffs. With the same players, but a veteran-combustible manager in Valentine, the Sox are 4-8, in the toilet of the American League East Division, and have the worst pitching in Major League Baseball. Before Valentine opened his trap and threw Youkilis under the bus, the Red Sox were riding a three game winning streak, on the verge of a four game sweep of the division rival Tampa Bay Rays. The BoSox have not won since, dropping the final game of the Rays series and being swept by the Texas Rangers (including an 18-3 blasting at the hands of the defending American League champions on Tuesday).

If I didn't tell you that this photo was from the last day of the 2011 regular season, could I have fooled you into thinking this picture was shot this year? The mood is similar in Beantown. 5

LESSONS TO BE LEARNED

The 100th anniversary of the Red Sox’s stadium and the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking could be a coincidence. The parallels between the Red Sox disaster and the Titanic disaster are not perfect. However, both catastrophes offered multiple warning signs and the fallouts of each could have been mitigated or avoided.

Fortunately for the Red Sox, the season and the people on the team are still alive. There are 150 games remaining in the season. The Sox have a number of issues to address and the players must come together with the manager if there is any hope of Boston reaching the postseason. The Red Sox must benefit from history or they’ll be second guessing themselves in hindsight.

Speaking of coincidences, is it a coincidence that Fenway Park opened on 4/20? 5

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Word on the Tweet – April 13, 2011


Freak injuries, playoff jockeying, legal battles, and ordinary drama are all a part of the sports landscape in April. Twitter bombs are BLOWING UP. Players, coaches, and owners are all sending private, stealth communications among one another. Once again, The Daily Hat Trick has leveraged its confidential sources to bring those Tweets to you.


University of Connecticut guard Kemba Walker, who announced his intention to enter the 2011 NBA Draft:

I’m going pro! #ImRiiichBitch #SeeYaSuckas

UConn Alumni Association:

Don’t forget your alma-mater when you’re making the BIG BUCKS$!! #FundRaising @KembasPride RT: I’m going pro!

Walker:

To quote a great #UConn mentor, @CoachCalhoun, “Not a dime back!” #Outti5000 @HuskiesHarvest RT: Don’t forget your alma-mater when you’re making the BIG BUCKS$!!

Alumni Association:

@CoachCalhoun Coach, could you have a word with Kemba? I don’t think he has quite grasped the concept of alumni endowments, yet. #MoneyGrab

Coach Calhoun:

You’re not that stupid, are you? #ITaughtHimWell @HuskiesHarvest RT: @CoachCalhoun Coach, could you have a word with Kemba? I don’t think he has quite grasped the concept of alumni endowments, yet.

Kemba Walker, a chip off the old block. "NOT A DIME BACK!" 1

Los Angeles Lakers Center Andrew Bynum, who was injured…AGAIN…on Tuesday night by hyper extending his knee:

@LakersFans I know what you’re thinking. #GroundhogDay #DejaVu #NotAgain


Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton, who may miss up to two months with a broken arm after sliding HEAD FIRST into a home plate collision (Hamilton has missed at least 60 games in two of the three prior seasons):

@RangersFans I know what you’re thinking. #GroundhogDay #DejaVu #NotAgain #INeedADrink

Rangers 3rd base coach Dave Anderson, who sent Hamilton home:

@DrugFreeJosh I know what you’re thinking. #IReallyWasPayingAttention

Rangers Assistant Hitting Coach Johnny Narron, who is also Hamilton’s accountability partner in Hamilton’s drug rehab:

Uhhhhhh…you mean you need a drink of ginger ale, right? #FallOffTheWagon @DrugFreeJosh RT: @RangersFans I know what you’re thinking. #GroundhogDay #DejaVu #NotAgain #INeedADrink

Hamilton: "Barkeep! Ginger Ale!! The strong stuff not that diet crap! And make it a DOUBLE!" 2

Boston Red Sox Manager Terry Francona, after losing to the Tampa Bay Rays, dropping the media-anointed, future 2011 AL East Champion Red Sox to 2-9:

Anyone know where I can get a copy of “Don’t Jump!”? #Overrated

Manny Ramirez’s inspirational advice:

@TitoJunior When the going gets tough, QUIT! #MannyBeingManny

Send Tito a copy, please. 5

Tennessee Titans receiver Kenny Britt, who was arrested this week for his role in a car chase with police:

@JimmieJohnson48 Got any openings on your team? #LockedOut #Suspension

Maybe Britt was auditioning for this team until the NFL ends its lockout. 3

Former President Bill Clinton with some advice to Barry Bonds in his perjury trial:

@HomeRunKing Make sure your lawyer asks the judge what the definition of “is” is. #SexualRelations #MonicaLewinsky #PaulaJones #HillaryStillDoesntGiveMeAny

Bonds should have gotten some coaching before testifying. 4

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Word on the Tweet - March 2, 2011

George Karl, after Carmelo Anthony's defensive effort against LeBron James on Sunday:

@carmeloanthony Where the hell was THAT the last 8 years!?!? #SandBagging

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Chauncey Billups, after draining the go-ahead jumper heading into the final minute of Sunday's game against the Heat:

@Amare1 Gee, ya think I deserve some of that action, now??? RT @carmeloanthony Don't forget you and I have the shoot for the new promotional poster on Monday. #GiveMeSomeEFFingCredit

Amare Stoudemire:
@ChaunceyDangerfield Fo sho! I'll make a few calls. RT @Amare1 Gee, ya think I deserve some of that action, now??? #WeCanHaveABig3Too

"Now we have a big three. Nyah!" 2

Mike Bibby, after securing a buyout from the Washington Wizards, at a possible cost to him of up to $6.1 million:

@KingJames Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty! I'm free at last!!! #TakingMyTalentsToSouthBeach #TakingRingMeasurements #NoMoreWizards

Gilbert Arenas:

@LightChocolate Smart move. The gun laws are more reasonable in Florida, too. RT @KingJames Free at last! Free at last! ... #StillOnProbation

I'm sure the NRA was ready to race to Agent Zero's defense. 3
NFL Owners, in response to an offer from the Players Union:

@NFLPA Don't call us, we'll call you. #PaulieFromGoodFellas #GotBills? #Hardball #BillionairesDontSweat

Union Rep:
@WeWhoHaveTheGoldMakeTheRules We have options. #UFL #CFL #AFL #NoGamesNoGain #PayTheBills RT @NFLPA Don't call us, we'll call you. ...

CBS Sports Representative:
@WeWhoHaveTheGoldMakeTheRules Get your s__t together, guys!  #PlayingWithMyMoneyIsLikePlayingWithMyEmotions


Kendrick Perkins, after learning he was traded from the defending Eastern Conference Boston Celtics to the Oklahoma City Thunder:

@BigPerkFans This feels like the worst day of my life. Thanks for your support. #DontJump

After signing a $36 million contract extension with the Thunder a few days later:

@BigPerkFans THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! #ImRiiichBitch

Perkins has 36 million new friends in OKC. 4

Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett, after being hit in the head with a ball during batting practice and suffering mild concussion-like symptoms:

@TitoJunior SKIPPER! WHY am I pitching in batting practice? This is #PRACTICE! We're talkin' about PRACTICE! #WTF #AllenIverson #WhyIDontPlayFootball

Red Sox GM Theo Epstein:

@TitoJunior SKIPPER! WHY is he pitching in batting practice? This is #PRACTICE! We're talkin' about PRACTICE! #SixteenMillionReasonsNotTo

Former NFL QB Brett Favre:

@LordBeckett Welcome to my world. #HeadTrauma


At least Favre only had so much at risk up here to begin with. 5
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