Word on the Tweet - May 17, 2011

Twitter bombs have been dropping. Feet have been put in mouth. And The Daily Hat Trick has, once again, gotten the top secret, private Tweets that are not available to the public!


Atlanta Thrashers President Don Waddell, whose NHL club is rumored to be attempting a move to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada:

@AtlantaJournalConstitution I keep telling you guys that those @Mayflower trucks are for the move to my new house. #rumors

Mayflower Customer Service:

@ThrasherDon So…we’re delivering this Zamboni to your HOUSE? #BS RT @AtlantaJournalConstitution I keep telling you guys that those @Mayflower trucks are for the move to my new house.

The Mayflower company has heard this song and dance before. 1, 2

Kansas City Royals organization relief pitcher Vin Mazzaro, who gave up 14 runs in less than 3 innings and was subsequently sent down to the minors:

At least I didn’t get the loss. #GraspingAtStraws #SavingFace #ERA>DrinkingAge

"Dude! Why is he leaving me in the game? Did the skipper find out I hooked up with his daughter? I told you that in confidence!" 3

Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco, who recently tried his hand at bull riding:

Maybe they’ll trade me now.

QB Carson Plamer, who has vowed to retire if the Bengals don’t trade him:

@Ochocinco Only if the bull steps on you first. #NiceTry RT Maybe they’ll trade me now.

FAIL! 4

Phoenix Suns President Rick Welts, who recently announced that he is gay:

@BlackMamba It just so happens the visiting locker room is being fumigated the next time you guys play here. There’s a storage shed in the parking lot you guys can use.

Kobe’s response:

@CEO_Welts You’re a real pain in the ass, you know that? RT @BlackMamba It just so happens the visiting locker room is being fumigated the next time you guys play here.

Welts:

@BlackMamba So you saw my press conference, too? #rimshot #zing!

Yankees GM Brian Cashman, in response to Derek Jeter’s public support of Jorge Posada asking out of Saturday’s lineup, in which Posada would have batted 9th. Jeter recently singed a 4 year contract, worth $45 million to $59 million:

@DJeterPoonMaster You are the CAPTAIN of this team! We expect your support in these matters! #CompanyMan

Jeter’s reply:

@ColdHardCashman F__k you! Pay me! #PaulieFromGoodfellas

"Brian Cashman? Whatamigonnado with this guy, eh?" 5

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2) Image from cultureofsoccer.com

3) Image from Sports Illustrated

4) Image from hellobeautiful.com

5) Image from lazyeyetheatre.blogspot.com