Free Seafood University

Reports broke earlier today that Florida State University baseball player, quarterback, and 2013 Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was cited for shoplifting crab legs from a Florida Publix grocery store week. Winston has to pay a $30 fine and serve community service. He has been suspended from the FSU baseball team. In late 2013, Winston was investigated for and cleared of any involvement in an alleged 2012 sexual assault. Winston was also involved in an on-field scuffle with fellow baseball teammates earlier this year. The Seminoles won the 2014 BCS National Championship Game.

What a dumb kid! Every grown man was young once and did dumb things, myself included. But most of us were never in position to make the world our oyster like Winston is. Winston was also reportedly listed in police reports involving B.B. gun fights and theft of soft drinks. One would think that being investigated in connection with a potentially serious felony, followed by winning college football's most prestigious individual award would bring the stakes of this young man's future into focus.

For his sake, I hope he does not need another swift kick in the pants to get serious about his limitless future potential as a professional athlete as a football players, baseball player, or both. Unfortunately, with antics like these continuing, I think Winston may need to have another bullet fired his way (and dodged) to grow up and get on track.

I thought college students wanted to avoid crabs!

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Retweet of the Day - November 6, 2013

Ah, love and football! The Chicago Bears upset the Green Bay Packers in Lambeau Field, 27-20, on Monday Night Football. John Grant, of Mayville, Wisconsin and his wife made a drunken bet with penal consequences.

Grant is a Bears fan and his wife is a Packers fan. They made a "friendly" bet that the person whose team lost would get tased. At some point after the game (and after a very intoxicating quantity of beverages), Grant went to collect, zapping his wife in the butt and thigh, according to Deadspin.com.

Apparently, Mrs. Grant didn't take too kindly to having to pay up. She called the cops and showed them the cell phone video of the tasing. To jail John Grant went. He faces up to six years in the slammer for illegal use of an electric weapon.

Today's retweet, from Chris Giallanza ‏(@chrisgatl), illustrates how some fans are willing to take a little more pain for their team's cause than others, like Grant's wife.

"Dude really gave her the taser? Tell you what - people can get in line to taser me if the #Falcons make the playoffs http://deadsp.in/1ejXbms"    
 

 

"Don't tase me, beau! Don't tase me!" If he lost, I wonder if he'd have said, "Don't tase me, ho! Don't tase me!"
Kind of makes me wonder if O.J. made a similar bet with his wife.

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