Baby Booty

Reggie Bush and the Detroit Lions have a big game coming up on Sunday, playing host to the AFC North leading Cincinnati Bengals. Bush is having another stellar season. What he does not have is the woman on his arm that he had the year he won a Super Bowl ring. His ex-girlfriend (and new mom), Kim Kardashian is once again the subject of today's Chick Pic.

There's pre-blonde Kim. 1

On the left, new Kim...on the right, pre-blonde Kim. 2

Old Kim photo.... 3

New Kim photo...still available for the paparazzi. 4

She looks completely different here. Nice shot, though.... 5

New Kim...same booty! 6

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The One That Got Away

Kim Kardashian has well publicized ties to the sports world. She is the former girlfriend of NFL running back Reggie Bush and the ex-wife of NBA player Kris Humphries. The socialite made headlines recently as it was reported that she is pregnant with the child of rapper and music producer Kanye West. I guess she likes the music moguls just a wee bit more than the jocks. She, once again, is the subject of today's chick pic.

Reggie Bush took his talents, without Kim K., to South Beach. 1

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digga. 2

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There's a reason Ms. Kardashian is a repeat subject of the Chick Pic! 4

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What Sandusky Can NOT Expect in Prison

Jerry Sandusky can look forward to spending the remainder of his depraved and miserable life behind bars. He'll be showering with young men, playing "tickle monster", giving "wet willies" and "funny arms" to his new neighbors. While I have little doubt that Sandusky would prefer to pretend he is with innocent and vulnerable children as opposed to the scourges of society, he will get an endless buffet of male-on-male action. What he will never see, touch, or smell again, is a woman.

Here is an example of someone who will never be visiting Mr. Sandusky, today's Chick Pic subject, Kim Kardashian.

I don't think they have a lot of trees in the joint, either. 1

You could interpret this as an artistic representation of Sandusky's manhood waving goodbye to him as the cell door is slammed. OR you could just enjoy Kim's female posterior, which Sandusky will never see again (not even an ugly one)! 2 

The closest thing he'll see to a swimming pool is a shower with concrete walls and hardbodies - male hardbodies. 4 

The former Penn State defensive coordinator will never benefit from instant replay, ever again. But you, my readers, just did! 5

The ruling on the field: she's a catch!

Crime doesn't pay! 7

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The Saints are Coming!

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The New Orleans Saints were clearly the winner in last night's first round of the 2011 NFL Draft. The Saints selected University of California Defensive End Cameron Jordan, an absolute beast by any measure, and a great value at pick #24. The real whopper, however, was a trade up with the New England Patriots to the #28 spot to draft University of Alabama Running Back and 2009 Heisman Trophy winner Mark Ingram, Jr..

Cameron Jordan

The selection of Jordan shores up a significant hole on the Saints' defensive line that was never fully shored up after the release of Charles Grant. The Saints signed Alex Brown in the 2010 offseason to replace Grant, but Brown often proved to be a cut below par against the run. Jordan's speed, agility, and strength in his 6'4" 287 pound frame should provide an immediate boost to the Saints' front seven.

Notice how svelte Cameron Jordan is? Can you imagine how much muscle THIS guy is packing at 287 pounds? 2

Mark Ingram

The selection of Mark Ingram provided more questions than answers for the Saints. Ingram has all of the tools to be an elite superstar power running back in the NFL, an asset the Saints have sorely lacked since Deuce McAllister's last productive season in 2006. The Saints recently signed RB Pierre Thomas to a multi-million dollar extension and have second year workhorse RB Chris Ivory. This throws into question how Thomas and Ivory's roles may have changed. The elephant in the room, in the view of many, however, was the future of Reggie Bush, the former 2005 Heisman Trophy winner, second overall pick in the 2006 draft, one of the most popular and (when healthy) versatile players on the team.

Mark Ingram: Get ready, NFL! 3

Reggie Bush

Much of the sports world was abuzz after Bush posted "Its been fun New Orleans" from his Twitter page. Listening to New Orleans Saints Head Coach Sean Payton's remarks very shortly after the pick, I am of the opinion that Payton has no intention of letting Reggie go. Bush's role is different from that of Ingram, Ivory, and Thomas. He has a different skill set and, whether he touches the ball or not, a significant portion of the offense (directly or indirectly) runs through or around Bush.

I doubt that the Saints will keep Bush at the nearly $12 million salary he is expected to receive next year. I also think he is more valuable to the Saints, because of the coach and the offensive scheme, than he would be to another team. If and when Bush and the Saints renegotiate, I think they will make Bush a more favorable offer than he would receive elsewhere. I do not blame Bush for being a upset, though. That is human nature.

Can you believe this was Reggie's "workout" (with Kim Kardashian) barley over a year ago? Now this? How fortunes change quickly in pro football! 4

Great Start

The sparks flew for the black & gold in last night's draft. With the plugs they acquired, the fireworks should be bright in the Big Easy in 2011. What is certain is that the Saints got their men. WHO DAT!


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