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The Daily Hat Trick never ceases its efforts to bring YOU the scoop from as close to the action as possible. Once again, we have succeeded in acquiring the top-secret, private Tweets, of coaches and players. Some of this exclusive material was Tweeted during actual games. For that reason, we cannot reveal the source of this coveted information.
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Following the Seahawks win over the Rams on Sunday Night Football, raising their record to 7-9 and clinching the NFC West...
Rams Coach Steve Spagnulo: @USCCoach4Life Hey Pete. How does it feel to be a loser and a champion? LOL. JK buddy! And change your Twitter address. It's old.
Seahawks Coach Pete Carroll: @BigRamSteve I'll let you know next Saturday after I drive home from the game! JK..no I'm not. #Prick @USCCoach4Life Hey Pete. How does it feel to be a loser and a champion? LOL. JK buddy!....
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| If you were a Seahawks fan, could you wear this crap with ANY degree of pride? If so, put your money where your mouth is and buy a hat (on the right). Yeah...that's what I thought. 6 |
Following Eric Mangini's final game as coach of the Cleveland Browns...
Browns GM Mike Holmgren: @ManGenius Gr8 effort. You'll be in a new office next year! Meet me at 8:00 tomorrow morning. Oh, bring your playbooks with you. And your keys. #SofteningTheBlow
Ron Franklin, ESPN announcer who was fired for inappropriate comments to sideline reporter Jeannine Edwards...
Franklin: @Sweetcheeks Haven't you skirts been working here long enough to understand a MAN's game? #EyeCandy #MakeMeASandwich #SleptHerWayToTheTopButNotWithMe
Edwards: @OlBoyRonnie Don't call me that! Who the hell let you pick out the Twitter handles? Haven't you inbreds been talking long enough to know when to shut up? @Sweetcheeks Haven't you skirts been working here long enough to understand a MAN's game?....
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| Ron Franklin will never taste these "sweet cakes". What a jackass! 5 |
Franklin: @Sweetcheeks OK. How bout I call you "asshole"? LOL! #DumbBroad @OlBoyRonnie Don't call me that! Who the hell let you pick out the Twitter handles? Haven't you inbreds been talking long enough....
ESPN: @OlBoyRonnie Haven't you watched Trump long enough to know his best catch phrase? #YoureFired RT @Sweetcheeks OK. How bout I call you "asshole"? LOL! #DumbBroad ....
Panthers QB Jimmy Clausen, during Sunday's loss to the Falcons....
Clausen: @CoachFoxy I should probably work on reading defenses more before next year. Maybe we should run the ball.
Fox: @JimmyIrish I don't think it matters what you run. You might be joining me, wherever I land, next year. #AndrewLuck @CoachFoxy I should probably work on reading defenses more before next year. Maybe we should run the ball.
WR Steve Smith: Boy I told you you ain't at Notre Dame any more. Think they'll take you back? #IWillPickLuckUpFromTheAirportMyself @JimmyIrish I don't think it matters what you run. You might be joining me, wherever I land, next year. ....
Al Davis, before handing Raiders Head Coach Tom Cable a pink slip....
Al Davis: @toplackey Tell Tom he's fired. Before you do, put on this Raiders helmet. #RandyHanson #TomHasAViciousRightHook #ImNotTellingHim
Davis' assistant: @DarthRaider I'll make sure it gets done. #ImNotTellingHim RT @toplackey Tell Tom he's fired. Before you do, put on this Raiders helmet. ....
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| Tom Cable don't play that! 4 |
Randy Hanson (coach that Cable punched out last season): @toplackey OH PLEASE, let me tell him! #GoAheadMakeMyDay #Please TryToHitMe #Karma #Payback #BrassKnucklesInMyPocket RT @DarthRaider I'll make sure it gets done. #ImNotTellingHim ....
Assistant: @GlassJoe Thanks! #OPD #911 #HowHighWillOurHealthCarePremiumGet #BetterHimThanMe @toplackey OH PLEASE, let me tell him! ....
Tom Cable, after learning he would be fired and Marvin Lewis of the (4-12) Bengals would be retained....
@SweetMarveeLou WTF? HOW? #LifesNotFair #TeachMe #MustBeAffirmativeAction
@RingKingCable The better you know your owner, the more leverage you have to keep your job. #Hot23YearOldIHiredToWorkForMikeBrown #CompromisingPhotos #SmokingGun #BillBelichickMethod
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| Mike Brown is happy with his return on investment in Coach Lewis 3 |
@SweetMarvinLou I really appreciate what you do for me and this organization. #NoComplaintsFromMe #ImSeventyThreeYearsOld #CantTakeItWithYou #WorthEveryPenny RT @RingKingCable The better you know your owner, the more leverage you have to keep your job....
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