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Showing posts with label Hail Mary. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Passive Negotiation


The NFL has concluded its third week of action. It has also concluded its third week of regular season action in which replacement officials have been employed to referee the games. The regular NFL officials are locked out until a new labor agreement can be reached with the league. The final play of the final game of the week may have ensured that the regular officials get what they have been wanting.


YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

During the player lockout of 2011, the figure of $9 billion in revenue per year was offered repeatedly by the media as an estimate of annual NFL revenue. Recent reports have placed the difference in monetary value of the officials’ demands and what the league is offering at approximately $4 million. If the NFL wants what it gets for $4 million (out of a $9 billion pie), it got it.

Last night’s Monday Night Football game between the Green Bay Packers and Seattle Seahawks was officially decided on a Hail Mary pass from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson to Golden Tate on the final play of the game to give the Seahawks a 14-12 win. What really happened is that Wilson’s pass was intercepted by M.D. Jennings of the Packers as Tate stuck his arm in Jennings’ chest after pushing off of another Packers defender, Sam Shields. Tate wrapped his other arm around the ball after Jennings landed on the ground.

The befuddled officials glanced at one another, then the side judge signaled “touchdown” while the back judge signaled to stop the clock, which typically follows a change of possession (such as an interception in the end zone resulting in a touchback). The play was upheld by instant replay (longtime NFL referee Gerry Austin stated on ESPN that replay could not be used to determine which player had possession, only whether or not the ball was caught). The game is over.


LAST STRAW

Going back to the beginning of exhibition play in the 2012 NFL season, there have been comedies of gaffes and errors by the replacement officials. There have been missed holding calls. Late hits and illegal downfield contact have gone un-penalized. Officials have delayed gameplay, with some games lasting over four hours in regulation, discussing plays and applicable rules. The NFL appears to have taken an approach that game officials are like interchangeable parts.

Last night’s calamity is prima facia evidence that knowledge matters, experience matters, and that the regular officials were hired into their positions over others for a reason. The regular officials did not have to do anything to earn their strongest bargaining chip to date. They just had to not be there.

TOUCHDOWN  SEAHAWKS??? 1
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Monday, November 15, 2010

What if they COULD Tweet During the Games?

The NFL instituted a ban on personnel using Twitter during NFL games. Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals was already fined once for Tweeting during a game. But what if players and coaches COULD Tweet during games? What would they say?


Yesterday was one of the more unusual weeks in the NFL (which is becoming more usual in 2010). And players and coaches had plenty to Tweet about. The Daily Hat Trick has access to a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and has warped to an alternate universe in which players are expected to Tweet during games. We have discovered the following Tweets.


After the game winning Hail Mary pass from Jacksonville’s David Gerrard to Mike Thomas (originally intended for Mike Sims-Walker), following the attempted bat down by Glover Quin of the Houston Texans.


Glover Quin: @AFCSouthFootballGods “Really?” #WTF

Mike Thomas: @MikeSimsWalker “Really?” #HorseshoeUpMyButt

David Gerrard: @MikeThomas “Really?” #HolyCrap

Jack Del Rio: @GaryKubiak “Really?”

Gary Kubiak: “My heart was in the right place.” #mediocrity #PinkSlipWatch

David Gerrard Fantasy Owner: “Why can’t they play the #Texans three times a year?”


REALLY?
REALLY?



Near the end of the 2-7 Cowboys win over the 6-3 Giants


Jason Garrett: @WadePhillips Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.

Tom Coughlin: @JerryJones I thought you were going to wait until the END of the year to fire Wade Phillips? Why so soon?



After the San Francisco 49ers 23-20 overtime win against the St. Louis Rams:


Mike Singletary: Great division win. 3-6!!! Just 2 games back!! #2010NFCWestChamps #ShootingFor8-8

Steve Spagnulo: We just got upset in overtime. Hey! The RAMS…got “UPSET”. COOL!!! #WereRelevantAgain


Randy Moss, during a one catch debut for the Tennessee Titans:

Randy Moss: I don’t shine shoes. I don’t wear glasses. I got with the #Titans & didn’t catch no passes. #RandyMossRaps



Following the Jets win over the Cleveland Browns in overtime:


Rex Ryan: @RobRyan Tough break bro. Now let’s go eat a Goddamn snack!

Mark Sanchez: Great win. Heading str8 2 the airport. No celebrating here. #ClevelandWomenAreUgly



Buffalo Bills running back Fred Jackson after the Lions’ failed two point conversion at the end of regulation


Fred Jackson: “So THIS is what a win feels like!”

Jim Schwartz: “So THIS is what it feels like to be ‘upset’!”



After Chicago picked off its third pass of the game:

Brett Favre: “My 2010 comeback: Real…bad…decision.” #JustFireChildressAlready

Lovie Smith: @CoachChilly “Stay the course, Brad! Show them who’s boss. Don’t change ANYTHING!”


During the Cincinnati Bengals loss to the Indianapolis Colts

Chad Ochocinco: “@CarsonPalmer CHILD PLEASE!”



During the Miami Dolphins, who played three quarterbacks, win over the Tennessee Titans:


Chad Henne: “I can’t go. Get ‘em Pennington!”

Chad Pennington: “Alright! Another chance to play!”

(two plays later) “Oh no, my career is over!” #WaterPistolForAnArm

Tyler Thigpen: “I’m IN? ALREADY? What happened to Pennington? Did he fall off the bench?”

Bill Parcells: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Someone get Vinny Testeverde’s agent on the horn. #WashedUpQBsInTheirMid40s



In the second half of the Kansas City Chiefs-Denver Broncos game:


Todd Haley: @JoshMcDaniels F___ YOU! #A-Hole #Jerk #IWillStillBeCoachingNextYear #EnjoyItWhileItLasts