What if they COULD Tweet During the Games?

The NFL instituted a ban on personnel using Twitter during NFL games. Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals was already fined once for Tweeting during a game. But what if players and coaches COULD Tweet during games? What would they say?


Yesterday was one of the more unusual weeks in the NFL (which is becoming more usual in 2010). And players and coaches had plenty to Tweet about. The Daily Hat Trick has access to a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and has warped to an alternate universe in which players are expected to Tweet during games. We have discovered the following Tweets.


After the game winning Hail Mary pass from Jacksonville’s David Gerrard to Mike Thomas (originally intended for Mike Sims-Walker), following the attempted bat down by Glover Quin of the Houston Texans.


Glover Quin: @AFCSouthFootballGods “Really?” #WTF

Mike Thomas: @MikeSimsWalker “Really?” #HorseshoeUpMyButt

David Gerrard: @MikeThomas “Really?” #HolyCrap

Jack Del Rio: @GaryKubiak “Really?”

Gary Kubiak: “My heart was in the right place.” #mediocrity #PinkSlipWatch

David Gerrard Fantasy Owner: “Why can’t they play the #Texans three times a year?”

REALLY?

REALLY?

Near the end of the 2-7 Cowboys win over the 6-3 Giants


Jason Garrett: @WadePhillips Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.

Tom Coughlin: @JerryJones I thought you were going to wait until the END of the year to fire Wade Phillips? Why so soon?



After the San Francisco 49ers 23-20 overtime win against the St. Louis Rams:


Mike Singletary: Great division win. 3-6!!! Just 2 games back!! #2010NFCWestChamps #ShootingFor8-8

Steve Spagnulo: We just got upset in overtime. Hey! The RAMS…got “UPSET”. COOL!!! #WereRelevantAgain


Randy Moss, during a one catch debut for the Tennessee Titans:

Randy Moss: I don’t shine shoes. I don’t wear glasses. I got with the #Titans & didn’t catch no passes. #RandyMossRaps



Following the Jets win over the Cleveland Browns in overtime:


Rex Ryan: @RobRyan Tough break bro. Now let’s go eat a Goddamn snack!

Mark Sanchez: Great win. Heading str8 2 the airport. No celebrating here. #ClevelandWomenAreUgly



Buffalo Bills running back Fred Jackson after the Lions’ failed two point conversion at the end of regulation


Fred Jackson: “So THIS is what a win feels like!”

Jim Schwartz: “So THIS is what it feels like to be ‘upset’!”



After Chicago picked off its third pass of the game:

Brett Favre: “My 2010 comeback: Real…bad…decision.” #JustFireChildressAlready

Lovie Smith: @CoachChilly “Stay the course, Brad! Show them who’s boss. Don’t change ANYTHING!”


During the Cincinnati Bengals loss to the Indianapolis Colts

Chad Ochocinco: “@CarsonPalmer CHILD PLEASE!”



During the Miami Dolphins, who played three quarterbacks, win over the Tennessee Titans:


Chad Henne: “I can’t go. Get ‘em Pennington!”

Chad Pennington: “Alright! Another chance to play!”

(two plays later) “Oh no, my career is over!” #WaterPistolForAnArm

Tyler Thigpen: “I’m IN? ALREADY? What happened to Pennington? Did he fall off the bench?”

Bill Parcells: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Someone get Vinny Testeverde’s agent on the horn. #WashedUpQBsInTheirMid40s



In the second half of the Kansas City Chiefs-Denver Broncos game:


Todd Haley: @JoshMcDaniels F___ YOU! #A-Hole #Jerk #IWillStillBeCoachingNextYear #EnjoyItWhileItLasts