Ladies of the Nightcourt

Most Daily Hat Trick Chick Pics are safe for work but visually appealing pictures of (often) scantily clad (usually) young women. Today's subject is a pretty woman, but you won't see much skin. Why is she in today's Chick Pic? Power is sexy!

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson was in court this morning for a probation violation stemming from a domestic violence charge last summer. Johnson's attorney worked out a plea deal that included no jail time. Just before the judge opened the bird cage to Johnson's freedom, Johnson patted his attorney, Adam Swickle on the backside as Judge Kathleen McHugh was giving praise to Swickle for representing Johnson well. McHugh promptly rejected the former Chad Ochocinco's plea deal after the playful pat and subsequently sentenced the former Pro Bowler to 30 days in the county jail.

Blondes have more fun, right? 1

She didn't appear to be having fun this morning. 2

 

If I were Ocho, I'd have requested a private session in her chambers. 3

That's a more playful look. 4

Happy, guys? You got a little skin. I don't think it's really Judge Katie's, though. 5

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Retweet of the Day - August 15, 2012

There are tons of trouble to go around the world of sports. No single individual has had more trouble than NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson. Johnson was arrested following a domestic dispute with his wife, Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada, over the weekend. The following day, he was released by the Miami Dolphins. Yesterday, Lozada filed for divorce from Johnson after just six weeks of marriage. Talk about a reverse hat trick!

Of course, the Boston Red Sox had their share of drama. Yesterday, it was reported that several players met with management to complain about Manager Bobby Valentine, presumably to try to have him fired. The Red Sox are in fourth place in the American League East and 6.5 games back in the Wild Card race. It is safe to say that these aren't good times in Boston.

That leads us to today's retweet, by April (‏@April_Mc_13):

"+1 RT @TBOTim: The only way Chad Johnson could be more unpopular is if he became the Red Sox manager."

They'd love him at Fenway.

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Retweet of the Day - August 14, 2012

In the wake of former Pro Bowl wide receiver Chad Johnson's release by the Miami Dolphins, speculation has run rampant that the New York Jets may be interested in signing Johnson. The Jets would certainly be a logical fit. They are a team with a history of taking on trouble but talented players and they are badly in need of playmaking wide receivers behind primary receiver Santonio Holmes.

Johnson was released by the Dolphins following an arrest related to a domestic dispute with his wife. Supposedly, Johnson was confronted over a receipt from a box of condoms. That leads us to today's retweet, by Jerry Thornton (@jerrythornton1), in his second Retweet of the Day on the Hat Trick. Two years ago, the Jets advanced cornerback Antonio Cromartie close to a half million dollars on his 2010 salary to help him get caught up on his child support payments. Cromartie has ten children by eight women, including two with his wife, across six states. Cue Jerry:

"Forget it. Jets don't sign guys who use condoms RT @ProFootballTalk: "Remote" chance Jets pursue Chad Johnson http://wp.me/p14QSB-4AUT"



Terricka Cromartie looks great for a woman with two children. Cromartie looks great for a guy with ten! TEN! 

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Uh Oh Ocho!

Wide receiver Chad Johnson (the football player formerly known as Chad Ochocinco) was released on Sunday by the Miami Dolphins following a domestic violence arrest over the weekend. Johnson's new wife and "Basketball Wives" star, the former Miss Evelyn Lozada, allegedly confronted Johnson regarding a receipt for a box of condoms, according to The Jim Rome Show.

Lozada, according to police, had a three inch laceration on her forehead. She said that Johnson head butted her; Johnson claimed that she head butted him. Was Johnson tempted to scratch the five week itch? Clearly there are troubles in paradise. 

Regardless, Johnson's wife is the topic of today's chick pic. While the situation is unfortunate, her visual is not.

"You lookin' at me?" Uhh..yeah-uh! 1

She never had butterflies in her stomach, but.... 2

Ever notice how some women just seduce the camera? 3

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My biggest regret is that I'll never get to see the "Ev and Ocho" show, cancelled by VH1 since the incident.  5

Chad, I need to introduce you to a special, recurring Hat Trick guest. 6 

What I wouldn't give to have an interview with this guy. 7

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