Retweet of the Day - May 15, 2013

Orenthal James Simpson is the gift that keeps on giving to the Internet. Simpson was in court recently to petition for a new trial on his kidnapping and armed robbery convictions, for which Simpson was convicted in 2008 is serving a minimum of nine years and a maximum of 33 years in a Nevada state prison. The case was reopened in court last year. Simpson is alleging ineffective assistance of counsel.

That isn't the real news. The real fodder is that Simpson has gotten...fatter...MUCH fatter. He appeared in court in a size 5X jumpsuit. That prompts us to today's retweet from Blaise Miller ‏(@BlaiseInKC):

"OJ Simpson showed up in court looking fat. Apparently he's been looking for the real killers in the prison cafeteria."

I think he found the guy in the mirror over the sink before washing up.

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