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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Let's Stay Together

I have no idea how much stock to put in trends that I see circulating on the Internet. Please take the following with a grain of salt: According to numerous gossip sites and Internet blogs golfer Tiger Woods reportedly re-proposed to his ex-wife, model Elin Nordegren. As most of you are well aware, Tiger Woods' dalliances came into the public eye in Thanksgiving of 2009. "Dalliances" became a "global harem" shortly thereafter and Woods and his wife began the track to divorce in 2010, including a nine figure monetary settlement.

Don't believe me? Google it. Where there is smoke, there's fire. I don't know how legitimate the reports are, but it is enough to make the former Mrs. Elin Woods (not for the first time) the subject of today's Chick Pic.

I'll bet Tiger was feeling lonely when the holidays got started. Looking at pictures like this (or better). It probably made him forget all about the crash of Elin's Big Bertha going through his driver's side vent window. 1
♫ "Blue Eyes...." ♪ 2

The thought of the douchebag-looking Jamie Dingman getting all up in his woman must have driven Tiger out of his mind. Still, if Elin's "payback ratio" is only 1 for every 12 by Tiger, he shouldn't complain much. 3
♪ "Swingin' like tiger Woods' wife!" ♫ 4
♪ "Memories...light the corners of my mind (and my hairline)."♫ 5
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