No Help from Romo's Ex

The Dallas Cowboys pulled off a minor upset on the road at the New York Giants last night, winning 24-17. Cowboys quarterback completed 75% of his passes for three touchdowns, only one interception, and nearly 300 yards. Romo had good help from his offensive line, good help from wide receivers Miles Austin and Dez Bryant, and great help from a rejuvenated Cowboys defense.

Romo had no help from his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Simpson, as you may be aware, has put on a pound or three (times ten) since splitting with Romo. We won't be looking at that Jessica Simpson. We will be looking at the Jessica Simpson we associated with the Cowboys' quarterback.

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