Word on the Tweet – March 23, 2011

The Daily Hat Trick stops at nothing to get the down & dirty scoop for its readers. Today is no exception. The sports world has been filled with scandal, secrecy, and controversy. Here are the top secret player and coach Tweets, unseen by the public until today.


Steve Nash, after the Suns game with the Lakers was still tied after double overtime:

@BlackMamba See! That late start-overtime crap won’t work with us! #NoDaylightSavingsTime


Dez Bryant, who was kicked out of a Dallas area mall for allegedly having sagging pants:

@ChrisBrown I hope this helps you out; maybe people will stop talking about you, now.

Brown: @DEZ_88: Thx bro. U shoulda told there security to “kiss ur ass”! RT: @ChrisBrown I hope this helps you out…

Charlie Sheen: @ChrisBrown You know what I call that? “WINNING!” #IkeTurner RT: @DEZ_88: Thx bro. U shoulda told there security to “kiss ur ass”

Take THAT, Paul Blart! 1

Josh Cribbs, about the proposed NFL rule changes, which would result in more touchbacks, fewer kickoff returns, and few injuries on kickoffs.

@JayCutler They might as well give YOU my spot. This game’s getting soft.

Critics are HARSH! 7

Lawrence Taylor, who was sentenced to 6 years of probation for sex with a 16 year old prostitute.

@PimpDaddy WTF? You don’t card ‘em first? What am I paying you for? #CouldaGoneToAPlayground

"Math: 17+17 = 34 That's legal." 2

Barry Bonds' trainer Greg Anderson, who did a year in prison because he refused to testify against the former slugger before in regards to Bonds alleged steroid use.... He is being held for ignoring a subpoena to testify in Bonds’ federal perjury trial.

@HRKing I’d appreciate a cherry on top of the next bag of cash you have delivered to my house. #MyAssTookAPounding

Bonds: @SnitchesGetStitches Sure thing. Whatever you do, DON’T drop the soap in the shower! If you need protection, I hear you can make a shank out of a toothbrush. #BetterYouThan Me RT: @HRKing I’d appreciate a cherry on top…

Greg Anderson must be a dedicated friend. 3

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling to Sacramento Mayor (and former NBA guard) Kevin Johnson, on the Sacramento Kings probable move to Anaheim, in the Los Angeles metro area:

@MayorKJ7 I’m still learning this Tweeter thing my assistant set up for me. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m relieved. People around town will stop cracking jokes about us. #TheySuckMoreThanWeDo

@SterlingSilverDouchebag I love the Twitter handle! Fitting! Call me if L.A. can’t handle three teams. #RunningYouOutOfTown

Someone told Sterling this was a POSITIVE public relations move??? 4

Former University of Tennessee men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl, who was fired for lying about NCAA recruiting violations:

@LaneKiffin Got your mssg. No, they haven’t spray painted my lawn. No, they haven’t tried to burn my house down yet. #IdGladlyTradePlaces #UrEmployed

I doubt Pearl is going to get run out of Knoxville in the fast "Lane". 5

Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith, after vigorously defending Jay Cutler when Cutler’s toughness was questioned again:

@VealCutler Look, Jay. Are you SURE you want an ultra-visible PINK practice jersey this year? #GettingHarderToCoverForYou

This may become his game day jersey. 6

Pittsburgh Penguins’ Matt Cooke, who was suspended for the rest of the season and the first round of the playoffs for elbowing Ryan McDonagh of the New York Rangers in the head:

@SternDiscipline No, offense, Commissioner, but I’m not switching to basketball. NBA guys are a bunch of thugs.

Matt Cooke is concerned about his public image. 8

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