Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel, the 2012 Heisman
Trophy winner, has as high a profile as any college athlete. That is not
necessarily a good thing. Johnny Football has been making headlines under less
than ideal circumstances since winning college football’s highest individual
award.
Manziel, a redshirt sophomore this season, has been seen at
some high profile events at which college students are seldom seen. It was
reported that Manziel stopped taking classes in person and began taking them
online because of his rush of fame. Recently, he tweeted that he could not wait to
get out of College Station, Texas, the city in which Texas A&M University
is located. Manziel is quickly learning that success in major college football
has a price.
Yesterday, Manziel plead guilty and agreed to pay a $2,000
fine for failing to identify himself to law enforcement during a 2012 bar fight
incident in College Station. Also on Monday, it was reported that Manziel left
the Manning Passing Academy in Thibodaux, Louisiana a day early. Manziel was
late for practices/skipped drills. Maziel claimed to be ill, citing
dehydration. There were also reports that the 20 year old was seen at an area
bar the following day.
ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser was quoted as saying that Johnny
Manziel was becoming college football’s version of teen pop star Justin Bieber,
who has also had his share of recent less-than-flattering “look at me” moments.
That was the inspiration for today’s retweet, by Dylan Reed (@DylanChiveson)
"Bigger douche bag, Johnny Manziel or Justin Bieber? Annnnd Go!"
Bieber (left) and Manziel (right). I think I'd rather be caught with hot women while dressed as Scooby Doo at a Haloween party than, well, that guy on the left.
The story of former New England Patriots tight end Aaron
Hernandez has been the gift that keeps on giving for bloggers like me. Much of
the sports article reading population was unaware of the degree of Hernandez’s
excess baggage before the Boston area shooting death of Hernandez associate
Odin Lloyd in the wee hours of June 17, 2013. Since then, all manners of
unsavory tales about Hernandez have bubbled to the surface.
Among the many troubling stories of Hernandez’s past, he
reportedly was in a bar fight in 2007 while a student at the University of Florida at The Swamp Bar in Gainesville, FL.
Allegedly, the man on the receiving end of Hernandez’s fistic delivery lost
hearing in one of his ears. Current Patriots quarterback Tim Tebow and Hernandez,
briefly teammates in New England, were teammates at Florida, both taken in the
2010 NFL Draft. Reports are now surfacing that Tebow attempted to break up the fight.
Today’s retweet by Referee Logic (@RefereeLogic) just piles on to the endless angles of this
sensational yet tragic story:
"Tim Tebow tried to break up the Hernandez bar fight by hanging onto Hernandez's leg and yelling "This isn't what Jesus would do!""
Hernandez: "Hey, man. Stay in touch. I might be able to get you on with the Patriots."
Tebow: "Great. I won't have to drive far to bail you out of jail!"
"We don't like yerr kind 'round here, MISTER COWBOY!" 1
Many of you may have heard that Dez Bryant was escorted from an upscale Dallas area mall earlier this week. Allegedly, Bryant was wearing sagging pants. Bryant claims that he was not the person addressed and that someone in his group had the sagging pants and the whole situation was a misunderstanding. Personally, I find it amusing and sad, at the same time, that this is considered news, reported by major outlets such as ESPN.
To Bryant’s credit, he appears to have made every effort to let this incident go quietly, downplaying what happened as much as possible. Anyone claiming to have read about this story and insists the words “racial profiling” did not at least pop into his head, in some form or fashion (good, bad, right, or wrong), is either naïve, attempting to whitewash the story, or fooling himself. Neither Bryant nor his associates have raised this issue publicly, which should help douse the flames of this story more quickly.
I have no idea what happened. I was not there. I think it is ridiculous that anyone, otherwise minding his business and in compliance with the law, in a public mall is so much as approached, let alone ejected, because of how he chooses to wear his pants. I do not buy the argument about being able to see slightly below the waistband of a person's boxer shorts being cause for ejection. I doubt that there was a diagram with guidance on how to dress posted at all of the mall’s entrances.
My gut feeling is that a mall cop, with low self esteem (which is understandable, given the occupation – if you are a mall cop, I am not talking about you) saw a standout wide receiver, on the verge of becoming a star, for the Dallas Cowboys and saw an opportunity to put a high profile notch under his hand-me-down belt. Smaller scale harassment happens every day with mall security personnel everywhere in America. If I were Bryant, I would take my millions elsewhere in the future.
Still, it begs the question. What if we all received the Dez Bryant treatment everywhere we went? Many of us think that we would love the spoils of wealth and celebrity, but what happened to Bryant is an example of the trade off that wealthy famous people experience as a result of their success. By NO means am I playing a violin for Bryant. He appears to be relatively unfazed by this incident. I am simply pointing out how guys like him, usually for better but sometimes for worse, live in a different world than we do.
Joe Jonas: "Dude! I PAID for that purity ring!" 2
Walking into a Washington, D.C. area bar….
You: Hi. Can I get a light beer?
Bartender: Do you want more taste or less taste, MISTER COWBOY?
You: Um, okay…. It doesn’t matter. Just give me a light beer.
Bartender: Tell you what, take of those hefty bag pants, next time and I’ll get you a Miller Lite, MISTER COWBOY!
Patron: (in the background and getting closer) WE DON’T LIKE YERR KIND ‘ROUND HERE! (breaks bottle over your head; hi-fives the bartender)
Bouncer: Sorry, sir. But your baggy pants are causing too much trouble. I’ll need to ask you to leave.
You can receive celebrity pampering, just like Dez. 3
Walking through airport security….
TSA guy #1: Well lookie who’s in line. It’s that hot shot Cowboys player! Look at him! Taking pictures with hot chicks…signing autographs. He thinks he’s better than everyone. Just who does he think he is?
TSA guy #2: A famous football player?
TSA guy #1: Yeah, well he needs to learn a little respect! I’ma show him who’s in charge at my airport.
TSA guy #2: You just started work on Wednesday.
If you think your job sucks.... 4
You: Good morning, fellas. How are y’all doing today?
TSA guy #1: “Fellas”? “Y’all”? You’d think this guy knew us the way he’s talkin’ here. Let’s just see your boarding pass.
You: Oh, I’m sorry. How should I address you?
TSA guy #1: We’ll ask all the questions. Now I’m afraid I can’t let you through. Your pants are a little saggy and, since 9/11, we can’t have none of that. It’s too easy to sneak in a box cutter or a nine millimeter or some kinda weapon.
You: I’m wearing a suit!
TSA guy #1: Yeah well I ain’t never had no suit just hanging off of me like that.
TSA guy #2: You don’t own a suit.
TSA guy #1: (to the other TSA agent) SHUT UP! (back to you) I’m afraid we’re gonna have to ask you to leave.
I don't THINK SO! The TSA don't play that! 5
You: My flight leaves in an hour!
TSA guy #1: He’s resisting. (mace sprays; you get rapped with the Nancy Karrigan baton, repeatedly)
You: OUCH! Why? WHY? Ow! WHY??!!
(At the 2:00 mark) "WHY! WHY! Oh-ho-ho WHYYYY???"
At an upscale restaurant in Philadelphia….
You: Hi. I have reservations for one.
Maître d’: Good evening, (pause, sigh) sir. Name?
You: (slips maître d’ a $20 bill) I am trying to keep a low profile. I made the reservation under “Smith”.
Maître d’: Your name is not “Smith”.
You: Yes, but…(interrupted)
Maître d’: Sir! We are a fine dining establishment, not “Nappy Cuts” from Barbershop 2. We cannot tolerate high school games like aliases. And, sir, your pants are sagging.
You: My Wrinkle Free Dockers?
Maître d’: This is a four star restaurant, not a “scrip” club. I am going to have to cancel your reservation, Mr. SMITH, and ask you to leave.
You: What the @#&*???
"A BILL??? I haven't EATEN yet!!!" 6
So remember, ladies and gentlemen. Celebrity is not always all it is cracked up to be. As long as there are people who cannot hate the game and have to hate the player, there will always be incidents like Bryant’s in the news. I hope that MISTER COWBOY is more careful about keeping a low profile in the future. There are very few people with his level of skill, celebrity, and wealth, but I would wager that there are millions of people that resent him for it.
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