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Friday, August 17, 2012

Lovely Blonde in the Black & Blue Division

Being an NFL quarterback has its advantages. Big bucks...fame glamour...and hot women. As the Detroit Lions travel to Baltimore to take the field against the Ravens in a nationally televised preseason game tonight, I thought you guys may want to have a look at the young woman with a personal interest in the game. This beautiful young woman is Lions' quarterback Matthew Stafford's girlfriend, Kelly Hall.

Whether or not he is the best quarterback in the league right now, Matthew Stafford certainly has a hotter girlfriend than most NFC North News readers.
From what I could gather, I believe Ms. Hall (left) and Stafford have been together for quite some time. No gold digging Goldilocks here! 1
More evidence that hot chicks all hang together in flocks. 2
Flocks.... 5

Real ladies drink beer. 3


I've gotta get invited to one of his "flock parties". 6

Must be nice...! 4


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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Who Dat? Drew Dat! In a Landslide….

There have been five single season passing performances, by four men, in NFL history in which a quarterback has passed for 5,000 or more yards in a single season: Dan Marino (1984), Drew Brees (2008), Drew Brees (2011), Tom Brady (2011), and Matthew Stafford (2011). Prior to this season, Hall of Famer Dan Marino’s record of 5,084 yards passing stood for 27 years. It was then eclipsed twice in six days, with Brady surpassing the milestone in Week 17 against the Buffalo Bills.

In one season, three quarterbacks surpassed the 5,000 passing yard milestone, which had only been surpassed twice in the prior 91 years of NFL football. Dan Marino’s record stood for over a quarter century and two players, albeit future Hall of Famers themselves, broke the record in the same season.

The game has changed very favorably toward the passing game over the last three decades. However, Drew Brees did not just break the record, but shattered it by roughly 400 yards. He’s crossed the 5,000 yard plateau not once, but twice, coming just 16 yards short of Marino in 2008. Drew Brees is the reigning high-octane passing king of NFL quarterbacks, with all due respect to the achievements of Brady, Stafford, and Eli Manning (who was just short of 5,000 yards in 2011).


CHANGES

This is not going to be a piece singing the praises of Drew Brees and modern quarterbacks, though such a comparative piece is forthcoming. Today, I thought it could be interesting and fun to take a look at how the sports world has changed since Dan Marino’s ground breaking 1984 season, en route to an AFC Championship and an appearance in Super Bowl XIX for him and the Miami Dolphins.

NFL

NFL’s leading passer

1984: Dan Marino
2011: Drew Brees

What has changed: If a defender dove at Marino’s knees, he’d get a high five from his teammates. If a defender dives at Brees knees, the referee will pelt him with a penalty flag.

What is the same: Both guys are winners. Both guys also have monosyllabic first names starting with “D” (if you count Marino’s name as “Dan” and not “Daniel”), but that’s not quite as relevant.

The night Drew Brees broke the record, Saints coach Sean Payton reportedly said, "Dan Marino was a bad mother (shut yo' mouth)!" I couldn't agree more. 1 

Defending Super Bowl Champion

1984: Los Angeles Raiders
2011: Green Bay Packers

What has changed: There are no NFL teams in Los Angeles, for starters. In addition, Raiders owner Al Davis is no longer with us.

The NFL has evolved into the “No Fun League”. The teams often celebrated touchdowns with several offensive players meeting in the end zone, often punctuated with a dance.. Today, if Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers does much more than his “Discount Double Check”, his kicker can expect to tee off from the 20 yard line on the ensuing kickoff.

What is the same: Brett Favre isn’t with the Packers.

Also in 1984, as is today, it was still completely inappropriate for Brett Favre to make Jenn Sterger the object of his post game perspirations. I'm sure it was illegal, too. 2

NBA

Most Valuable Player

1984: Larry Bird
2011: Derrick Rose

What has changed: There hasn’t been an American white guy to win the MVP since Bird. That, and, in 1984, there was no Derrick Rose (born 1988)…at all.

What’s the same: There is no more Larry Bird in the NBA, but the “Larry Bird Rule” is alive and well!

Another thing that has changed, for the better: look at those shorts! 3

NBA Champion

1984: Boston Celtics
2011: Dallas Mavericks

What has changed: The Mavericks were rubbed out by the Lakers in the second round of the playoffs in 1984. The Mavericks swept the Lakers in the second round of the 2011 playoffs.

The Heatles? Fughettaboutit! There wasn’t even a team called the Miami Heat! LeBron James wasn’t even born the night that the Celtics won the NBA title in 1984.

What is the same: In 1984, David Stern was in charge of the NBA. David Stern is still in charge of the NBA, with an iron fist.


LeBron circa late 1984. 4
NCAA Basketball

NCAA Champion (Men’s)

1984: Georgetown Hoyas
2011: Connecticut Huskies

What has changed: Today, there is a little arc around both ends of the court starting and ending at opposite ends of each baseline. If a shot is made from behind that line, the team making the basket scores three points. Also, teams are required to shoot the ball before a little clock on the back of the backboard reaches zero or else lose possession of the ball.

What is the same: In 1984, the Georgetown Head Coach was named John Thompson. Today, the Georgetown Head Coach is named John Thompson.

This was how most NCAA courts looked before 1986. 5

Major League Baseball

World Series Champion

1984: Detroit Tigers
2011: St. Louis Cardinals

What has changed: There are 30 MLB teams today instead of 26. There were double the playoff teams this year as there were in 1984. Tigers manager Sparky Anderson is no longer with us.

What is the same: Just about everything else. There aren’t a whole lot of changes in baseball…ever. Most bad calls stood because there was no instant replay available to correct them. Today the same is true.

Games often ran long, in part, because there was no pitching clock, as there is in college baseball today. Today, there is still no pitching clock. Baseball and technology haven’t meshed well over the years.

Fans have been screaming but MLB Commissioner Bud Selig isn't listening. He is supposed to be retiring after the 2012 season. I will help him pack! 6 

Batting Champion

1984: Tony Gwynn
2011: Miguel Cabrera

What has changed: Have you looked at Tony Gwynn? Ever? You can go to sleep at night knowing that the batting champ did not have any help from steroids! Actually, have you looked at Miguel Cabrera? He’s probably steroid-free, too.

Nobody is ever going to accuse the elder Gwynn of juicing. 7
What has not changed: In 1984 Tony Gwynn’s goal is to help his team win the National League West. Today, one of the goals of Tony Gwynn (Junior) is to help his team (the Dodgers in this case) win the N.L. West. As late as 2010, I could have said, “Tony Gwynn plays for the San Diego Padres” and left it at that. Darn free agency…!

NO-BO-DY! He kind of looks like what the Notorious B.I.G. would look like today. 8
Some other things have stayed the same. In 1984, Pete Rose was not eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame. Today, he is still not eligible for the Hall of Fame!

♫ "Never gonna get it; never gonna get it! Ne-ver gonna get it never gonna get it. ... Never gonna get it; ever get it! Ooo!" ♪♪ 9
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Party Like It’s 1956!

The Detroit Lions have been the darlings of the NFL in 2010. Perennial losers since the late 1990s, the Lions have suffered a host of lows in the time since. The lowest point was in 2008, when the Lions set an NFL record for the most losses in a single season, going 0-16.


MATT STAFFORD AND A MAN NAMED “SUH”: “FAIRLEY” GOOD DRAFTS

Of course the only mitigation of being the first and only team, ever, to go completely winless in a 16 game season is that the team gets the first pick in the draft and has the opportunity to select the best exiting college football player available. The Lions picked quarterback Matt Stafford #1 overall in the 2009 draft. They used their first round pick on physical super freak defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh in 2010. And the Lions selected beastly defensive tackle Nick Fairley in the first round of the 2011 draft to pillage offensive lines alongside Suh.

Add these youngsters to wide receiver Calvin “Megatron” Johnson (first round pick in 2007) and a second year running back in Jahvid Best, who appears to be having a breakout year, and you have a well assembled team. So well assembled, that, in tandem, they are a force to be reckoned with in the NFL, in spite of the legacy of losing attached to the franchise.

THIS...is a man named Suh! Okay, seriously, how do you stop this guy? What is your plan? 1

FIRST TIME SINCE 1956

Good draft picks, the proper coaching changes, good health, and a wholesale organizational culture change have brought the Lions to their best start in over 50 years. With the 24-13 win over the Chicago Bears on Monday Night Football, the Lions are 5-0 for the first time since 1956. The Daily Hat Trick would like to put this historic start for the Lions in perspective.

A 1956 Topps football card of the Detroit Lions. 2

A DIFFERENT WORLD

In 1956:

The NFL had 12 teams (the Giants, Cardinals, Redskins, Browns, Steelers, Eagles, Bears, Lions, 49ers, Colts, Packers, and Rams).

Yes, the Cardinals were in Chicago once upon a time. 2
The Cardinals were still in Chicago and had yet to move to St. Louis before moving to Phoenix, Arizona; the Colts were still in Baltimore and the Rams still played in Los Angeles.

The New York Giants, led by league MVP Frank Gifford (L..O..N..G before there WAS a Monday Night Football, let alone Gifford hosting the show), were NFL Champions.

Gifford aged well. 4
Hall of Famer Bobby Layne (born 1926) was the quarterback of the Lions.

I suppose Layne didn't have to worry about defenders grabbing his face mask. 5

Gene Gedman was the team’s leading rusher, with 479 yards.

Detroit Lions halfback Gene Gedman (26) tries to run through a tackle during a 20-7 victory over the Cleveland Browns on December 8, 1957, at Briggs Stadium in Detroit, Michigan.
Like the early coming of Barry Sanders (Gedman - #26). 6
Lions Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders would not be born for another 12 years.

Or not.... 7
The Washington Redskins had no black players, and would continue to have none for another six years. 
Kind of surprising that this wasn't the team's logo in the old days. 7

Dwight D. Eisenhower was President of the United States.

In 1956, these would be the current and next Republican Presidents of the United States. That would be old Tricky Dick, himself, on the right. 8

President Barack Obama would not be born for another five years.

I can't tell if that's an American or a Kenyan newspaper. 9
Gasoline was 23 cents per gallon.

People actually came out and pumped your gas in those days. Talk about a value! 10
A first class postage stamp cost 3 cents.

Too bad these didn't come in the "forever" variety. 11

A brand new Ford cost approximately $2,500.

For just $2,500? SWEET! 12
“Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley was the #1 song in the country.

I have my copy at home, right by the phonograph. 13
The Cold War was just beginning to peak.

I'm sure the fallout shelters would have protected us. 14
And last…

Future Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre would not be born for another 13 years, in 1969. Favre is surprised it didn’t happen sooner! (rimshot)

I'm just surprised the Ol' gunslinger didn't make it to the NFL sooner. 15
Party like it’s 1956, Hat Trick readers!!!

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