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Showing posts with label Mark Cuban. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Cuban. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2013

Retweet of the Day - February 25, 2013


As I have emphasized several times in the past, the Retweet of the Day is generally intended to take a clever, pithy tweet from a regular guy or girl in the Twittersphere and give that person his 15 minutes of fame for the creativity and entertainment. Every now and then the Retweet will go to someone in the public eye if what that person had to say was so profound or interesting that the content trumps the interest of recognizing a “regular guy”. Usually such a retweet is of a media member or a garden variety athlete.

Rarely is the Retweet of a superstar; it defeats the general intent of Retweet of the Day. However, Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant hit the bullseye with a barb fired at Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban via Twitter. I couldn’t justify anything else sports related from the Twittersphere receiving the recognition today.

Earlier in the week Cuban suggested during an interview that the Lakers could free up salary cap room and reduce their luxury tax exposure by applying the amnesty clause of the NBA’s Collective Bargaining Agreement to Bryant. For the 90% of you who probably don’t keep up on all things collective bargaining, this means the Lakers could waive Bryant, while Kobe still gets his money (another team would bid for Bryant’s services and the Lakers would pay the difference) , but the salary (expected to be approximately $30 million next season) would not count against the Lakers’ salary cap or luxury tax totals. In two words: “cut Kobe”.

Cuban later explained that the example was hypothetical. He said that when trying to explain the CBA, often an example is necessary to clarify the explanation. That is completely true. WHY would you choose the Black Mamba as your example leading into a nationally televised game against your team, Mr. Cuban? He’s a colorful character, but has the worst case of Foot-in-Mouth disease of any NBA owner.

How did the Mamba respond? Bryant put on a clinic, grabbing 12 rebounds, dishing out seven assists and scoring 38 points, including a perimeter jumper in the final minute to give the Lakers a two possession lead en route to a much needed win over the Mavs. Bryant (@kobebryant), who is new to Twitter, wrote two words that spoke volumes.  Those two words are today’s retweet.

"Amnesty THAT"

Do you really want Kobe to have something to prove when he plays you?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Word on the Tweet - June 15, 2011

The NBA Finals are over. The Stanley Cup will conclude tonight. We are now in the S..L..O..W season for sports. We have regular season Major League Baseball and “everything else” for the next 6 weeks until NFL training camps start really cranking, if there IS an NFL this year.

That does not stop your favorite athletes, coaches, and sports personalities from Tweeting or yours truly going through painstaking measures to acquire the top secret Tweets not available to the public, mainly because they are products of my imagination. It has been a few weeks but, by popular demand, here is today’s Word on the Tweet.



Joe Gibbs, owner of Joe Gibbs Racing, of which NASCAR driver Kyle Busch is a member. Busch was recently penalized six points for having a car outside of approved specifications. Busch was also in an altercation with 65 year old owner Richard Childress earlier this month and an altercation in May with driver Kevin Harvick:

@PresidentBusch_18 Fortunately, I budgeted money for all the trouble you were going to get us into when I signed you.

It's always something with him. 1

2011 NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki:

@King_James We’ll be taking our trophies from South Beach in the morning. #champions #MVP


Peace, suckers! 2

Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban, who said, during a live interview on ESPN, “Our fans punked the shit out of the Miami fans”:

This is why I don’t drink during the games. #whoops #BeerMouth #Sbomb


Mark Cuban may be a billionaire, but he still drinks Budweiser, in the aluminum bottle, of course! 3


Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert:

@King_James Karma’s a b****

LeBron’s response:

@ThunderDanGilbert 19-63…It’s not only the year of the Kennedy assassination, it’s your record. #HotMess #tragic #TinyViolin

Perhaps LeBron can help Gilbert out, one day, by buying the Cavaliers. 4


Manny Ramirez, who is due $8 million in deferred salary from the Los Angeles Dodgers, owned by the nearly bankrupt Frank McCourt, after playing 66 games and hitting 8 homeruns in 2010:

I didn’t kill nobody. I didn’t rape nobody. So…. #FYouPayMe #PaulieFromGoodfellas

Ben Roethlisberger:

@MannyBeingManny Dude, this is rape. Trust me; I know.

Frank McCourt’s reply to Big Ben:

@NoMeansNo YA THINK? At least your variety doesn’t cost anything!


Can't make payroll? F you! Pay me! Wife took your shirt in the divorce? F you! Pay me! Gonna lose the Dodgers because you're out of money? F you! Pay me! 5

All time great Pete Rose, who did time on federal tax related charges:

@LennyDykstra At least it can't get any worse for you. I got railroaded after I got out. Nobody thinks you belong in the Hall of Fame.

Lenny Dykstra
Dykstra faces up to 80 years in the slammer on 25 misdemeanor and felony counts of grand theft auto, attempted grand theft auto, and identity theft, among other charges. What...a...LOSER! 6 

  
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Friday, December 17, 2010

Even the BCS Can't Smoke a Cuban

Do you like sports (probably so if you are reading this Pulitzer worthy material)? Do you enjoy following a sport all the way through the end of a season? Do you like to know who the champion of a sport is? Do you like college football? Were I on the radio, this would be the point at which you would hear the giant needle scratch and the music coming to a sudden halt. There is no champion of college football.

Sure, there are bowl games. There are multiple media polls, ranking the top 25 teams in FBS college football at the conclusion of each season. There has been a Bowl Alliance, a Bowl Coalition, and, of course, the ever-so-popular Bowl Championship Series, or BCS. However, there is no NCAA Championship in Football Bowl Subdivision (i.e. major schools) college football. It is a MYTH!

The end result is that politics, relationships, and business heavyweights in media and sports sponsorships ultimately decide who can and cannot have a seat at the dinner table in Club BCS. In 1984, Brigham Young University, quarterbacked by Heisman Trophy finalist Robbie Bosco and coached by the legendary Lavell Edwards, won the mythical consensus National Championship (Associated Press Poll and United Press International Poll). Proponents of the BCS view the arrangement as progress. Yet the 1984 BYU Cougars, under a BCS-like arrangement, may have never had an opportunity to be considered for the BCS Championship because of its membership, at that time, in the non-automatic-qualifying Western Athletic Conference.

Since 1984, schools such as Tulane, Utah, Texas Christian University, Boise State, and Auburn (member of a BCS conference) have posted perfect records (more than once, in some cases) yet never had an opportunity to play in any the mythical championship games. College football fans should consider this to be unacceptable! We watch, we attend games, we follow our schools, many of us follow other schools with compelling stories, and we get shafted with this corporately orchestrated production at the conclusion of each season. We deserve more.

Enter Mark Cuban

I have been an outspoken critic of billionaire Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks of the National Basketball Association. I perceive him as egotistical, inwardly focused, obnoxious, and megalomaniacal new money, having earned a fortune, and cashing out in time, during the dot com 1990s. I think he gets too involved in the day-to-day basketball operations of his team. I think words come out of his mouth far too often during games while he is seated courtside, instead of in an owner's box. I think that Mark Cuban is EXACTLY what college football fans need.

They should have never given this dude money. 3
For all of my criticism of Cuban, 52, there is little doubt that he is a smart businessman who knows how to take care of the people that work for him and give the fans a superior quality sports entertainment product. He is a visionary. In other words, he knows how to give people what they want for the purpose of achieving his desired ends.

Yesterday, Cuban stated, during a sports radio interview on the Dan Patrick Show, that he would invest his personal fortune into creating a playoff system in NCAA FBS football and eliminating the current BCS system. There is a fine line between madness and brilliance. Getting on nationally syndicated radio and stating that you single handedly plan to dismantle an institution that has controlled college football's postseason with hundreds of billions of payout dollars to conferences for over a decade, in spite of being very unpopular with fans, may sound like madness. When you are a relatively young billionaire with a proven track record of success, often through unconventional means, it may be brilliant.

Show Me The MONEY!!!!

I do not pretend to know the finer details and politics of sporting event financing. I have written, helped produce, and sold media. At the end of the day, the message is always...ALWAYS, "Get the money!" GET THE MONEY. Guess what? Mark Cuban has the money to make more money. The BCS pays out approximately $110 million to athletic conferences and universities for participating in a BCS bowl. 1 

Cuban has guys like this shaking in their boots. 4
Having a net worth of $2.3 billion 2, Cuban has the resources to fund the BCS payouts himself, possibly with his Christmas money. I am also quite confident that Cuban is well acquainted with other super-wealthy individuals. I have little doubt that Cuban, between his own wealth and his contacts, is capable of arranging the financing necessary to lure the six major conferences (SEC, ACC, Big East, Big XII, Pac-12, and Big 10, which also has 12 teams - that's logical) away from the fascist BCS. The mid major conferences need little inducement to follow and its member universities may all award an honorary doctorate to Cuban should he succeed in his mission.   

Cash is King; Television Is It's Prince

Tickets sales and other stadium revenue are an important source of income for universities. However, the power brokers, the conferences, the NCAA, as well as university athletic departments, earn their bread an butter through the media, particularly television. I have read countless estimates of the amount of annual television revenue projected to be generated should college football implement a playoff system, upwards of $1 billion. Cuban and any investors he should choose to embark on his playoff mission need to reduce the risk and increase the profit potential for conferences and television networks.

If you buy into my premise that people want a playoff system in college football and do not like the current BCS system, then it follows that more people will support a playoff system (TV viewing, tickets sales, travel, etc.). If there is greater demand for a playoff system, then advertisers and sponsors will pay more to have placement in the playoff events. If sponsors will pay more for placement, then television networks will pay more for broadcasting rights for a playoff system. If there is more revenue available from broadcasting rights, then Cuban, et. al. can afford to invest more in payout money than the BCS currently offers to its member conferences. The details may be complicated, but the numbers are fairly simple. Cuban can make this happen, financially.

Common sense Always Wins in the Long Run

A true playoff system in college football: the fans want it; the coaches want it; the players want it. So why has it not happened? The decades-long legacy of the fragmented political structure of major college football is a perverse system in which the whole is equal to less than the sum of the parts. What does that mean, exactly? Each of the individual power brokers - the BCS itself, the bowl committees, the athletic conferences, and individual universities - have a good, profitable arrangement in place. To date, not enough of those power brokers have received enough inducements to offset the risk of scrapping the current system. Make no mistake; the BCS, as it is, is a gravy train for the BCS conferences and all of the other stakeholders in the BCS. And the axiom, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." is the gospel truth to these entities. It will take cold, hard cash, a bunch of it, to encourage the necessary stakeholders to act.

Cuban has the vision. Cuban can arrange the cash. Cuban has the people that make college football's profitability possible, the fans, on his side. The BCS is on borrowed time. Cuban may emerge as the ultimate "BCS Buster". Good luck, BCS. Because in America, it is very difficult to smoke a Cuban.

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Getcha popcorn ready! 5

1) Source: collegefootballpoll.com
2) Source Forbes.com: April, 2010
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