The Daily Hat Trick: Larisa Fraser

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Retweet of the Day - August 22, 2013

Ryan Braun is having a rough year. First, he is suspended for 65 games for alleged P.E.D. use in the MLB Biogenesis investigation. Then public figures, like Aaron Rodgers, quarterback of the NFL's Green Bay Packers, distance themselves from him publicly. Now, a 29-year-old former best friend of Braun is suing him for defamation.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! The former friend, Ralph Sasson, claims in his suit, among other unflatering allegations, that Braun cheated on, in essence, every woman in his life, including his current fiancee, the lovely Ms. Larisa Fraser. In essence, Bruan has been, suspended, disgraced, tainted his 2011 National League Most Valuable Player award, apparently been exposed to have cheated baseball, and now is accused of cheating on his woman. Oh boy would I like to be a fly on the wall at Casa de Braun tonight!

Today's retweet is straight to the point. By Carlos Alonzo (‏@Ceeelow4):

"I don't cheat homie, I ain't Ryan Braun."

Not likely, but a lot of people see it this way.

Image from www.truebrewcrew.com

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Sweet Deal

Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun (.298, 9 HR, 38 RBI) was suspended for the remainder of the 2013 regular season. Braun is suspected of use of performance enhancing drugs in connection with the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic investigation. Braun reportedly reached an agreement similar to a plea deal with baseball to avoid disclosure of the evidence in question and a possible longer suspension resulting from arbitration.

He will be spending more time at home no doubt. His fiancee is model Larisa Fraser, the subject of today's Chick Pic. That sounds like a sweetheart deal that Braun cut with MLB.