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Showing posts with label USA Track. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USA Track. Show all posts

Friday, December 21, 2012

How The Mighty Have Fallen

We try to have fun at the Hat Trick. I make snappy one-liners, often off color one-liners, in an effort to be witty and/or funny in an attempt to entertain those of you who read the blog. The subject of today's chick pic made a revaluation that was indicative of such a far fall from glory that it was sad. Therefore, I will just share the "what" and not make any crass speculations on the "why" or "how" while reflecting on this person's better days.

Three time American Olympian and nine time NCAA champion runner at the University of Wisconsin Suzy Favor Hamilton admitted yesterday that she worked as a $600 per hour escort in the during the past year. I may be inclined to poke fun at the typical athlete who goes into bankruptcy while having solid gold busts of himself on display in the foyer of a $10,000,000 home he bought while earning $2,000,000 per year. I might make a crack about a dude who was once the most arrogant player in his sport now relegated to being a front man for a used car lot.

This isn't funny. It's alarming and sad. So instead of trying to capitalize on Ms. Hamilton's troubles with insensitive wisecracks, I'd rather recognize a time when she was at her best - a beautiful female athlete who gave her all to represent her country.

This chick was SHREDDED! 1

Oh... 2

My... 3

Goodness... 4

GRACIOUS! 5
She made the red, white and blue look good. 6
Real good...! 7

I cannot imagine why she did it, but what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas. 8
1) Image from www.stamfordadvocate.com
2, 3, 4, 5) Image from www.bumpshack.com
6) Image from www.thebiglead.com
7) Image from www.everymantri.com
8) Image from www.eonline.com

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Retweet of the Day - August 8, 2012

American track runner Lolo Jones fell short in her effort to medal in the 2012 Olympic Games, finishing fourth in the women's 100 meter hurdles final. Much of the sporting world was surprised to find out, shortly before the Games, that Jones, who was 29 years old at the time and is a stunning beauty, revealed in an interview that she is still a virgin. The Twittersphere has had a ball with this revelation ever since, no pun intended.

Today's retweet is from Bill Scheft (@billscheft) and needs no further explanation.

"BREAKING: Lolo Jones finishes fourth in 100-meter Virginity behind Mary, Tebow and Andy Stitzer."

Tebow (left) and Jones (right): Two attractive, famous, wildly popular athletes who have never made whoopee? Those of you who buy what they're selling please let me know. I know a Nigerian banker who needs a good, honest American with whom he's like to share his lottery winnings if he can just get your checking account information.


Image from www.faniq.com