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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Cornhole Remarks

ESPN’s Rob Parker made headlines last week for making controversial, racially charged remarks about Washington Redskins quarterback and Rookie of the Year candidate Robert Griffin, III. This afternoon, Parker said that he regretted the remarks, saying he “blew it”. Some bells cannot be unrung.

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Parker’s remarks that drew the controversy were as follows:

“My question, which is just a straight honest question: is he a brother, or is he a cornball brother? … Well, he's black, he kind of does his thing, but he's not really down with the cause, he's not one of us. He's kind of black, but he's not really the guy you'd really want to hang out with, because he's off to do something else. … I want to find about him. … I don't know because I keep hearing these things. We all know he has a white fiancée. Then there was all this talk about he's a Republican, which there's no information at all. I'm just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue. Because we did find out with Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods was like, 'I've got black skin, but don't call me black.' So people wondered about Tiger Woods."

Now I wonder about Parker. ESPN’s First Take is a show that uses confrontational and colorful personalities to draw interest and discussion. If this was the most engaging thing that Parker could say about Griffin on a television show, I want to know more about his record of journalistic accomplishment and thought-provoking writing.

Race is the easiest and most flammable fuse to light in America. I live in the Deep South. I cannot count the number of times that I have heard local, marginally talented radio talk show hosts reach as far as possible to exploit a perceived or actual racial component in a news story just to have something to talk about or to get people talking. This is all too often proceeded by the garden variety pissed off braindead redneck calling in and spouting off a short sighted cliché in an attempt to be witty. 

That is eventually followed up by an angry black person venting at the host and/or the callers and others offering every insipid comment in between. At the end of the show, we, the audience, have learned little or nothing and solved or gained a broader insight on nothing. It is uninspired, uninteresting, and unremarkable.

There's that cornball, snowflake brother, RGIII and his trophy white woman! (smh) If you haven't picked up on the sarcasm, this is my Foxtrot Yankee to Parker and everyone who thinks like him. 3

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY LAZINESS

Parker’s offensive comments have, in a backhanded way, reaffirmed my belief in today’s America: all men are created equal. Parker’s incendiary, thoughtless, and, frankly, stupid comments have demonstrated that black commentators can make equally foolish, shocking, and offensive statements about black people as their white counterparts. It also demonstrates that black commentators can show limited competence in facilitating a thoughtful discussion and be in a high profile position in journalism like white journalists with limited upside. Clarence Buggs, a local black radio personality in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, often says on his show that black people often have to be, “twice as good to be considered equal.” Parker helped to thwart that notion.

Robert Griffin is having one of the most successful rookie campaigns in the history of the NFL. He has helped resurrect a once dominant Washington Redskins franchise that has not sniffed the postseason since the 2007 season and, since 1977, has only reached the playoffs once under a Head Coach other than Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs (Norv Turner, 1999). He, Indianapolis Colts rookie quarterback Andrew Luck, and Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson are having early success that has fueled a healthy and spirited debate over which rookie signal caller is the best. On top of that, Griffin seems to be a very intelligent, mature, tough football player and a nice guy. 

There are a number of relevant angles from which a sports reporter can discuss Griffin and engage his audience. Parker chose all of the slimy, sensational cards out of the Jerry Springer playbook. He called Griffin a “cornball brother” (a euphemism for “Uncle Tom”), said Griffin is “not one of us” (if he was before, I doubt he wanted to be a part of anything Parker was a part of following that comment), evoked Griffin’s trophy white woman (his fiancée and college sweetheart, Rebecca Liddicoat) and possible affiliation with the Republican Party – the true indicators of a boot licking, buck-and-shuffle, crossover sellout!

I'd love to see Parker tell Griffin that in person.

UNCOMFORTABLE

If some of my words are making you uncomfortable, good. I hope they do. Racial tension, hostility, and animosity are the offspring of our country’s original sin: slavery. It is not a subject to be handled irresponsibly. It isn’t a get out of jail free card for media members to use because they are incapable of preparing to engage their audiences with better subject matter. When it is discussed, it is to be done with sensitivity, respect and consideration for everyone involved with the topic. Parker skipped all of these criteria, rolled out of his hammock, and plucked the low hanging discussion fruit of race with no consideration of the reaction of Griffin or his audience.

ESPN correctly suspended Parker after his ill-conceived comments. It is difficult enough to be under a microscope in America. It is tougher to be a black NFL quarterback and under a microscope in the public eye (if you don’t believe me, reconsider if you thought about any reaction to that statement at all). We don’t need any “cornhole brothers” like Parker benefiting by making it tougher because of the color of a man’s skin. 
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