Life in the Fast Lane

I have begun to notice a pattern since doing the Chick Pic feature on the Daily Hat Trick. Women like Alpha Hotels. I've used this reference a few times; if you don't get it, look at the letters in red.

On Friday, we had a look at known NFL jerk Jay Cutler's beautiful fiancee, Kristin Cavallari. University of Southern California Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin is right up there with Cutler in the Jerks Ring of Honor. Kiffin has burned more bridges than the bombs dropped in Nagasaki and Hiroshima near the end of World War II. When he was fired as Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders, his public feud with the often unsympathetic owner, the late Al Davis, left a significant chunk of the public and the media taking Davis' side. Davis built his entire legacy on being the unlikable bad guy!

Yes, Kiffin is the Delta Bravo (try to keep up, guys) who made AL DAVIS look like the good guy. 4

This past Saturday, Kiffin's USC Trojans were upset by Pac-12 rival Stanford. It was a shocking upset. True to form, Kiffin threw many people under the bus for the debacle, except for himself.

Today's chick pic is yet another example of how life is not fair. Much like Cutler has received better than he deserved, I cannot think of a less deserving guy to get a more beautiful wife than Lane Kiffin. His wife, Layla, is as beautiful as her husband is unlikable.

What was his pickup line? "I'm an ass. Could I get some of yours?" 1

I understand that Kiffin is rich and famous, but this is just unfair. 2

He must have been a saint in his past life. 3

1) Image from www.conferencechalk.com
2, 3, 4) Images from www.zimbio.com