Brian Urlacher Not Rushing Back To Camp

...and now we know why. Forget about the knee sprain the All-Pro and future Hall of Fame Chicago Bears linebacker suffered in last season's finale against the Minnesota Vikings. This past spring, Urlacher began dating one of my personal favorite sex symbols of all time - former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy.

He missed the first four days of Bears' practice and will probably sit today. It is possible Urlacher might miss the entire preseason, and he will all but certainly miss the Bears' preseason opener. With a girlfriend like Jenny, I'd want whatever extra time off I could get! Enjoy, guys!

Not sure if this is a costume for a movie or a photoshoot. Frankly, I don't care. 1

I have often said that the mark of a true beauty is how she looks fully clothed. She's fully covered...sort of...right? 2

She's a supermodel, yet secure enough to look up to someone else. 3

This is almost gratuitous. 4

This IS gratuitous! It's also awesome. 5

Cue Bill Duke for (McCarthy's ex-husband) Jim Carrey.

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