GUILTY!

Cue Axl Rose: "TIME TO DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!" 1

The verdict is in and, as expected, former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was found guilty of 45 counts of child sex abuse charges. The concerned people who followed this disturbing case, the community of American sports fans, and the Penn State community as a whole can begin to heal. The victims, who may never heal, finally have justice.

I do believe, however, in alternatives and options. Instead of putting Sandusky in an environment in which he is locked up with younger males, living, sleeping, and showering with them (all at the expense of the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania), I think he should serve a swifter, private sector punishment.

"Into the f______ oven you go!"
Who says the mob doesn't provide a service to the community? 2

1) Image from www.bleacherreport.com
2) Image spliced from www.gonemovies.com and www.statesman.com