Word on the Tweet - June 15, 2011

The NBA Finals are over. The Stanley Cup will conclude tonight. We are now in the S..L..O..W season for sports. We have regular season Major League Baseball and “everything else” for the next 6 weeks until NFL training camps start really cranking, if there IS an NFL this year.

That does not stop your favorite athletes, coaches, and sports personalities from Tweeting or yours truly going through painstaking measures to acquire the top secret Tweets not available to the public, mainly because they are products of my imagination. It has been a few weeks but, by popular demand, here is today’s Word on the Tweet.



Joe Gibbs, owner of Joe Gibbs Racing, of which NASCAR driver Kyle Busch is a member. Busch was recently penalized six points for having a car outside of approved specifications. Busch was also in an altercation with 65 year old owner Richard Childress earlier this month and an altercation in May with driver Kevin Harvick:

@PresidentBusch_18 Fortunately, I budgeted money for all the trouble you were going to get us into when I signed you.

It's always something with him. 1

2011 NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki:

@King_James We’ll be taking our trophies from South Beach in the morning. #champions #MVP

Peace, suckers! 2

Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban, who said, during a live interview on ESPN, “Our fans punked the shit out of the Miami fans”:

This is why I don’t drink during the games. #whoops #BeerMouth #Sbomb

Mark Cuban may be a billionaire, but he still drinks Budweiser, in the aluminum bottle, of course! 3

Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert:

@King_James Karma’s a b****

LeBron’s response:

@ThunderDanGilbert 19-63…It’s not only the year of the Kennedy assassination, it’s your record. #HotMess #tragic #TinyViolin

Perhaps LeBron can help Gilbert out, one day, by buying the Cavaliers. 4

Manny Ramirez, who is due $8 million in deferred salary from the Los Angeles Dodgers, owned by the nearly bankrupt Frank McCourt, after playing 66 games and hitting 8 homeruns in 2010:

I didn’t kill nobody. I didn’t rape nobody. So…. #FYouPayMe #PaulieFromGoodfellas

Ben Roethlisberger:

@MannyBeingManny Dude, this is rape. Trust me; I know.

Frank McCourt’s reply to Big Ben:

@NoMeansNo YA THINK? At least your variety doesn’t cost anything!

Can't make payroll? F you! Pay me! Wife took your shirt in the divorce? F you! Pay me! Gonna lose the Dodgers because you're out of money? F you! Pay me! 5

All time great Pete Rose, who did time on federal tax related charges:

@LennyDykstra At least it can't get any worse for you. I got railroaded after I got out. Nobody thinks you belong in the Hall of Fame.

Dykstra faces up to 80 years in the slammer on 25 misdemeanor and felony counts of grand theft auto, attempted grand theft auto, and identity theft, among other charges. What...a...LOSER! 6 

  

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