Word on the Tweet - January 12, 2011

At The Daily Hat Trick, we ("we" being "me", "myself", and "I") work tirelessly to get the best inside information, straight from the source. Once again, we have obtained top secret, private Tweets from players and coaches, not yet available to the public. From the Michigan coaching search to the impending war between the Jets and Patriots, here is this week's edition of Word on the Tweet.

Michigan Coaching Situation

Former University of Michigan Head Football Coach Lloyd Carr (122-40 overall, 81-23 Big 10), after Michigan (7-6, 3-5; in 2010) failed to hire Jim Harbaugh or Les Miles as a replacement for recently fired Rich Rodriguez, who replced Carr after Carr was fired in 2007:

@MichiganAD Miss me yet? #YouEffedUp #HowIsMediocrity #ShiningMyNationalChampionshipRing

LSU Head Coach Les Miles, who probably turned the Mighigan job down:

@MichiganAD This is a quality offer. But I am going to stick with my damn strong football team. #HellsNo #RidingTheGravyTrainAtLSU #ImStupidNotCrazy

Miles: "I'm crazy. Crazy like a fox...!" 1

Rich Rodriguiez:

Smart move.... #ILearnedTheHardWay #NeedAnAssistant? @TheMadHatter RT @MichiganAD This is a quality offer. But I am going to stick with my damn strong football team.

Jim Harbaugh, who signed a 5 year, $25 million with the 49ers in the NFL instead of coaching at Michigan:

@MichiganAD I'm riiiiiich, bitch!


NFL: 18 Game Schedule

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell:

@NFLPlayers We now have the support of several dozen players for the 18 game schedule. #CashRulesEverythingAroundMe #CREAM #GetTheMoney #DollarDollarBillsYall

NFL Players Association:

WHAT? WHO? #HesBluffing @SheriffGoodell RT @NFLPlayers We now have the support of several dozen players for the 18 games schedule.

NFL Backup QBs Union:

@NFLPlayers Sorry guys. @SheriffGoodell made us an offer we can't refuse. #MaybeWeGetToPlayNow

NFL Players Association: 

@PracticeSquadStarters This is why the rest of us don't invite you anywhere. #Scabs

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The "Personal" Feud Between the Patriots and Jets

Jets CB Antonio Cromartie:

@GQ12Pats Asshole....

Patriots QB Tom Brady's response:

@NFLsBestDad I hope you cover my receivers as well as you cover yourself in the bedroom. #IOnlyScrewOneGirlNowAndShesHOT #UseACondom RT @GQ12Pats Asshole....

Jets Coach Rex Ryan:

@TheHoodie I told you it was personal. #GodDamnSnack

Patriots Coach Bill Belichick's response:

@SexyRexy Well, he is kind of an asshole. #SoAmI

Cromartie could have helped his cause by using TwitPic and letting this pitcutre speak 1000 words. 2

Ravens Coach John Harbaugh on Breaking Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger's Nose in an Earlier Game

Harbaugh:

@NoMeansNo I told the media I was glad we broke your nose, but I'll pay to have it fixed if you are going to play like that again!

Roethlisberger:

@JohnnyRaven No thanks, John. Sesame Street is going to let my nose be the letter "Z" next week.


Harbaugh:

@NoMeansNo What's with the Twitter handle?

Roethlisberger:

@JohnnyRaven Oh that? That's nothing! Just...a...little clause from the lawsuit settlement.... Anyway, see you this weekend, buddy! #NotAgain #ShouldaUsedRoofies


In Response to the Cleveland Cavaliers 55 Point Loss to the Los Angeles Lakers Last Night

LeBron James to Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert:

@DanGilbert Karma's a b___!

Gilbert:

@KingJames You'll never work in this town again! RT @DanGilbert Karma's a b___!


LeBron:

@DanGilbert YOU PROMISE??? @KingJames You'll never work in this town again! #MaybeICanWinATitleNow



God sees everything and you can see my dust, Dan. 3

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