University of Connecticut Head Women's Basketball Coach Gino Auriemma, upon setting the NCAA record for consecutive wins in Division I basketball:
@JimCalhoun We did it! Look at all of this press. I guess my rant about women going back to the kitchen worked. #ImSoClever
(response from UConn men's hoops coach Jim Calhoun)
@CoachChickSlayer My best advice to you? SHUT UP! RT @JimCalhoun We did it! Look at all of this press. I guess my rant about women going back to the kitchen worked. #Jackwagon
New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan, upon learning that reports of his wife, Michelle, allegedly posting foot fetish videos to the Internet were made public.
@OlGunslinger4 Just so you know, we still have your cell number and I check Michelle's phone records. Don't get any ideas.
The New York Jets: Sex Scandal Central 1 |
Former Jets Sideline Reporter Jenn Sterger
@OlGunslinger4 Just so you know, I have Michelle's cell number and I'll give it to you if you stop calling me. #Eww #CreepyOldGuy #Stalker #GrayPubes
Michelle Ryan's response
@CoachSexyRexy Honey, don't pay any attention to that. Come home and let me make you a Goddamn snack. #TheWayToAMansHeart #Cougar
Giants Coach Tom Coughlin, before punting to DeSean Jackson of the Eagles on the final play of the game (resulting in a Giants loss).
@MattDodge What could possibly go wrong? #PieceOfCake
(after Jackson's return)
@MattDodge Don't worry kid. I'll fall on the sword for this one. #DontBuyThatHouseYet
Coughlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 3 |
Rams Head Coach Steve Spagnulo after his team's loss to the Kansas City Chiefs, dropping the Rams record to 6-8.
@RamsTeam Relax guys, we're still in first place. #PartyLikeWere7and9
Brett Favre before being plowed by a Bears defender and leaving the game.
@JennSterger This one is for you, babe. Watch THIS! #DongShots
Any excuse to give you guys some candy for your eyes 2 |
(Jenn Sterger's retweet, after Favre hits his head on the frozen ground and suffers a concussion)
@OlGunslinger4 Thx Brett. Maybe you'll forget about me, now! LOL! RT @JennSterger This one is for you, babe. Watch THIS! #DirtyOldMan
LeBron James, upon learning that Cliff Lee signed with the talent-loaded Phillies for less money.
@CliffLee Welcome to the party, pal! #TakingMyTalentsToSouthBeach #TheDecision
Former Broncos coach Josh McDaniels, after learning of Donovan McNabb's demotion from starter to third string.
@SeniorShanahan Trust me. This will end badly. #Unemployment
(from Jay Cutler)
@BadAzzJosh Now you can coach Matt Cassell next year...as an assistant. RT @SeniorShamahan Trust me. This will end badly. #KarmaIsABitch
(from Pat Bowlen)
@SeniorShanahan Well, that erased all doubt I had about firing you. #NapoleonComplex #InmatesRunningTheAsylum
Tim Tebow, after his sweat dripped on to the field during his start last week.
@SaviorJC Where are the roses?
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