Being the purple and gold bleeding LSU fan that I am, I used my confidential sources and reached out to Charlie Sheen. With a critical three game series against the Auburn Tigers starting tonight, I thought I’d help secure the Sheen karma for OUR boys with tiger blood. Sheen gave a motivational speech to the UCLA baseball team earlier in the season. UCLA is currently ranked #23 in the Baseball America Top 25 while LSU has fallen out of the ranks of college baseball’s elite. I thought a little dose of Charlie Sheen wouldn’t kill the Fighting Tigers, but make them stronger.
Sheen to UCLA Baseball: "Drink chocolate milk. Stay off the crack." 1 |
“You guys are going to need a little more than chocolate milk to claim the ultimate prize. But you’ve got it already. Just like me, you’ve got Tiger’s Blood, man! For crying out loud, it’s in your NAME! You know what that makes you? Duh! ‘WINNERS’!
Tiger Blood! 2 |
Some of your fans will be happy if you take this series. Taking the series might just be a 67 percent success rate. That’s the rate of sissies! You’re gonna get addicted to WINNING! You’re gonna have a 100 percent success rate.
Mikie Mahtook: WINNING! 2 |
Stay off the crack. Geaux Tigers.”
Opposing catcher: nails. Austin Nola: bayonet! 2 |
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1) Image from obsessedwithsports.com
2) Images from lsusports.net
Here's hoping! GEAUX TIGERS!
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